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theMaestraX

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  1. Behold EXCALIBUR, the sword of power. Forged when the birds and beasts and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!
  2. I have powers beyond reason! I win, I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?!
  3. I wonder what they'll be talking about - Curious and Curiouser.
  4. You wanna run me down, go ahead. You can be as mean and hurtful as you want, but this IS the last time you will ever hit me! You do it again and one of us is goin' to the boneyard!
  5. It's 'leave' you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!
  6. Well this was not a boating accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper, it was a truck!
  7. I like to believe that there are possibilities. Course heading Captain?
  8. Logic is the beginning of wisdom not the end & for everything there is a first time!
  9. I'm here to ****** amuse you? Like funny ha ha? What you think I'm some kinda joke to you?...........
  10. You can't beat me on the grade, you can't beat me on the grade!
  11. How can an idiot be a Police Officer, answer me that? - All he has to do is enlist!
  12. A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder. Oh yes it is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear. Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed.
  13. Sir I don’t know where you learned to communicate but you have the most peculiar dialect.
  14. GGGWAHHHRRWWWW, RAWRGWAWGGR! -You said it Chewie!
  15. Give me a minute I'm good. I've got an hour, I'm great. You give me six months I'm unbeatable. (So there!)
  16. But what I do have are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
  17. The strong make many, the starving make few, the dead make none.
  18. Every age is the same - It's only love that makes any of them bearable.
  19. The game is specifically tailored to each participant. Think of it a great vacation, except don't go to it, it comes to you.
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