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Sweeping Strings last won the day on September 1 2014

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  1. It was me, James ... the author of all your pain.
  2. Zombieland - ahead of hopefully catching the sequel over the weekend. Funny, icky, a brilliant Bill Murray cameo and a lean 84 minute-runtime ... what's not to like? Also starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin.
  3. The reviews of Knowles' vanity-project album are absolute gold - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Every-Kind-People-Nick-Knowles/product-reviews/B075VMZP7X/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews
  4. He gets a pass because he's awesome, though.
  5. Oh, Madeley's had his moments for sure. But he's never bought a black cab so that he can drive in bus lanes, delusionally ranted about putting together a consortium to buy the BBC or promoted a *positive energy* pad that he claimed could even cure cancer.
  6. Ah, the joys of finding a discarded item of gentleman's one-handed reading material in a hedge/park. And then later in life, buying them whilst trying not to catch the shopgirl's accusing gaze.
  7. Ugh, Noel Edmonds. The real-life Alan Partridge.
  8. *Pictures copies of 'top-shelf' magazines and mucky DVDs on horseback, sweeping majestically across the plains*
  9. On a related note, was really quite pleased yesterday when the UK Gov't admitted that their plans for age registration for access to online porn were basically unworkable and had been scrapped. Faptastic!
  10. I hate the water, and I hate being wet, and I hate YOU!
  11. I like how instead of sitting on his ass, Zemeckis made What Lies Beneath during the break in Castaway's filming for Tom Hanks to lose the weight to convincingly play the castaway.
  12. The 'content advice' mentioning it is a little weird ... the scenes Gistech mentions are usually filmed from behind the actor in question, and if a few shots of someone's unclothed ass are truly offensive to you, you're at the wrong movie .
  13. Brief nudity, eh? Preferably not by Ahnult or Hamilton ... they've both disrobed for this franchise in the past, but nobody wants to see that now lol.
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