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Brothers and sisters, we have too long been silent! The forces of our heathen enemies seek to divide us! And divided we shall surely fall! The fabric of our society has been disrupted by the assaults on our Dear Lord's Holy Works. What has become of our society when common prostitutes, murderers, and adulterers such as the likes of ckappes spew such vile hatred as, and I QUOTE my brothers and sisters, I QUOTE from his own mouth, and thou knowest that a quote cannot be fabricated on these forums: *There is a special place in this universe for people who do not consider ANY of our Holy Composer's works as anything but the SUPREME GRANDEST GREATEST SCORES EVER WRITTEN. And I am CERTAIN ckappes will find himself there soon!† We cannot let our way of life be destroyed by such bestial infidelity! As such, I call upon this forum to join together under the roof of this place of worship and carry the teachings of the greatest John Williams to every ear in the world. Applications for Church [Temple, Synagogue, Mosque, or Tent depending on your geographic location] positions are available including: Monk, rabbi, priest, preacher, Forum missionary, Forum doggystyle, Williams Witness, Highway Robber, Hans Zimmer Killer, Cult of Giacchino Spy and Treasurer. There will be a thorough background check. You will be required to submit a list of works you consider your FAVORITE and GREATEST works by John Williams. Your list will be cross-referenced against John Williams' IMDb filmography and the JWFan.com filmography and concert works. Any work missing from your list of GREATEST WORKS OF ALL TIME and your PERSONAL FAVORITE WORK OF ALL TIME, and you will be rejected and promptly executed for high treason, excommunicated, hung, drawn and quartered, and forced to listen to Klaus Badelt's Pirates of the Caribbean on rewind. To prepare you for our upcoming services, Hymnal Books have been prepared and will be delivered to members by mail within 3-6 weeks of acquisition of membership. You may attend either TRADITIONAL services or MODERN services. Examples of the HYMNAL BOOK for TRADITIONAL SERVICE can be found below: For those attending MODERN SERVICES, a more young and hip song selection is provided: IN ADDITION I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SHARE WITH YOU BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Our Holy Five Apostles have happened upon a new prophecy. They believe soon we may find a 6th Apostle. They say it shall happen on a night when forum members will congregate at the JWFan chatroom.... They say the first sign of the fulfillment of this prophecy will be the return of one "JOHN CRICHTON" to the lands of these forums. We must tread cautiously! Times are a'changin'! Blessed be the Five Apostles and their Golden Shine, Blessed be John Williams, and Blessed be thine ears! *This quote is fabricated, untrue, and false. † FilmScoreMonthly Forums

Brothers of TCoODLaSJW* (The Church of Our Dear Lord and Savior John Williams), the time has come to nominate able, virtuous, and dedicated men or women to take the position of Grand Inquisitor in our humble cult congregation. Brother K.K. has informed us just recently that Angels of the Third Kind have spoken to him, warning of a coming storm. It is therefore critical that we waste no time in filling the ranks of our Church, beginning with the Grand Inquisitors and his/her servant Inquisitors. To refresh yourself on the role of Grand Inquisitor, read through the link to the Church above. Remember that we will require at least four nominees. The winner of the coming election will take on the role of Grand Inquisitor. The next three highest vote-getters will be elected into serving Inquisitors if they so desire. Each member may only nominate ONE individual, and CANNOT nominate himself or herself. The period for nominations concludes Friday, 10th of February at 13:00 GMT, at which point this thread will be edited to include a poll of the nominees and the election begins. As for myself, I humbly nominate "Stefan Cosman" for the role of Grand Inquisitor. Current List of Nominees: Brother Stefan Cosman Brother Incanus Brother King Mark