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Nick Parker

Hello, my friends!

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where are you from Nick Parker, if that is your real name, Joey is my real name btw, or Joe

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*I play the five note Close Encounters of the Third Kind motiv back.* As to where I am from, I was born in Europe, though I have immigrated to the United States of America since then. I currently reside in Nevada. And no, "Nick Parker" is not my real name (is that much of a surprise?).

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It is almost as surprising as the finale of a M. Night motion picture, is it not?

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where are you from Nick Parker, if that is your real name, Joey is my real name btw, or Joe

That is simply not true!

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You just love to dig up things that never should have been dug up, huh, Hitch? I bet you were the one who led the excavation to find Herr Redenbacher's corpse.

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You just love to dig up things that never should have been dug up, huh, Hitch? I bet you were the one who led the excavation to find Herr Redenbacher's corpse.

Didn't you know I practice necrophilia?

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No, but I thank you for the offer ( I still have no idea -and no desire to learn- what "necrophilia" means).

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Bored, were you? ( I am still blissfully oblivious to the meaning of necrophilia, by the way).

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If you had to choose between Sigourney Weaver and a Halle Berry who's been dead for six hours, and you chose Halle Berry...you just might be a necrophiliac.

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If you chose Sigourney Weaver while she was still alive, you'd be a necrophiliac. :lol:

I have the number of a good optician...

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If you chose Sigourney Weaver while she was still alive, you'd be a necrophiliac. :lol:

Hey, back in the day, she was a fine looking lady. Even in Galaxy Quest...if that movie had been twenty minutes longer, I think her shirt would've completely disintegrated off her body.

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Ha, I forgot about this Thread! Yes, I know the meaning now...I find this exchange to be rather humorous, in retrospect.

Do I want to know the definition for "necrophilia"?
Knock yourself out and I'll show you.

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