Wycket 36 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Well I suppose if some people like you and the ones that made it are happy then at least something useful will have come out of the film. Personally, I'll probably check it out on HBO or whatever but I've just never had an interest in it personally. Not many recent comedies tend to do it for me unless it's on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 asylum films have announced the production of the third Mega Shark film, Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark.I fear I would die the night before the premeire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted March 26, 2012 Author Share Posted March 26, 2012 Glad I'm not the only one who thinks like that when it comes to movies I'm counting the days to. I remember being fearful that I might not live to see The Return of the King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Way cool, a trilogy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Mirror Mirror is the first of two Snow White movies. I'm puzzled if Snow White is the fairest of them all...why is this girl playing her so damned ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,322 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 A teaser trailer for a trailer?YOU BLEW MY COVER! won't sound right in an Irish accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,322 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Whatever it is, compared to the first teaser of Prometheus, it's a big fail. It almost says: "Don't see this movie, you wil regret it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Chloe Moretz is the new Carrie. She is 15. What will they do for the opening. YIKES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,249 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 You gotta link to source articles for news items like that, Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 since you insist go to www.darkhorizons.com orwww.aintitcoolnews.com http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=77778 http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/27/showbiz/ent-carrie-remake/index.html?eref=rss_showbizhttp://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/chloe-moretz-lands-lead-role-as-carrie-in-reboot-of-horror-classic-2012273if I say it it's true, but I wasn't talking about her selection as much as I was her age.do you really want to see menstral blood running down the leg of a 15 year old simulating her very first period ever? followed by the teasing strains of other bitchy teenage girls yelling plug it up, plug it up. At least Sissy Spacek was over 20. DePalma's film was very shocking in 1976. Virtually ground breaking in that respect.Nothing could prepare you for that opening sequence and once it was shown it made statement that said this director can go anywhere with this. Now the thought of a 15 year old is near pornographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brónach 1,301 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Let's see. I haven't read Carry and I don't know what happens in it, but I've read it happens in high school. Personally, I don't want to see older people playing people in high school ever again (my main complaint for The Amazing Spider-Man trailers). So I think I'm fine with this.Now, reading your comment, I don't see why that should be seen as near pornographic, given that it involves a 15 year old and it's supposed to be a horror story. Only if I were attracted to the situation despicted or if it was clearly intended to stimulate sexual excitement I would consider it pornographic myself.Could it be disturbing? Maybe. Would that be wrong? In a horror story? I don't think so. It'd be like saying that it would be wrong to generate excitement in an action film by hanging Tom Cruise out of the Burj Khalifa.Besides, special effects can be used to simulate what you don't want to see but it looks the same anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 then you have alot of films and tv shows to object too. your objections are rather anal.In this case the character is several years younger, based on your arguments it probably should go both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brónach 1,301 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 then you have alot of films and tv shows to object too. your objections are rather anal.In this case the character is several years younger, based on your arguments it probably should go both ways.I'm actually aware of my objections being anal.If the character is supposed to be several years younger that might affect the kid. Also they'd need the consention of the girl and the parents to despict such a thing onscreen even if it was fake using the image of this girl and the girl probably shouldn't decide on that. It makes the whole "acting" part more difficult as well for several reasons. In the end it becomes impractical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 at least you get it Chaac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 do you really want to see menstral blood running down the leg of a 15 year old simulating her very first period ever?Hmmm...virgin blood!I haven't been this aroused since Linda Blair pied on the floor in The Exorcist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 If the character is supposed to be several years younger that might affect the kid. Also they'd need the consention of the girl and the parents to despict such a thing onscreen even if it was fake using the image of this girl and the girl probably shouldn't decide on that. It makes the whole "acting" part more difficult as well for several reasons. In the end it becomes impractical.Well I certainly hope that we can agree it was more effective to cast a child in the role of Hit-Girl in the movie Kick Ass than a petite 20-something female gymnast. The shock value of Hit-Girl's key line alone made it worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brónach 1,301 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Hit-Girl had to be a child, that was the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Right, but in some circles, hearing a child say the C word would be just as obscene as seeing a child go through what Joey described in Carrie.It certainly is indicative of the times in which we live. When Carrie is remade, they will not use a 20-something. They will use a child, and probably tell her parents that she's filming a scene from any number of Judy Blume books-to-movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicebrallice 134 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 it's official, guys! anchorman 2!http://www.hitfix.com/articles/anchorman-2-moving-forward-with-will-ferrell-original-director-adam-mckayEverybody break out the Sex Panther, because Ron Burgundy is back.That's right: Will Ferrell has signed on to reprise his role as the oafish, teleprompter-bungling, chauvinistic San Diego newscaster in "Anchorman 2", the long-awaited sequel to producer Judd Apatow's2004 comedy hit. Also reportedly back for another go-round are Apatow, original director Adam McKay and co-stars Paul Rudd and Steve Carell (a scene-stealer in the first film as mentally-challenged weatherman Brick Tamland).my first reaction: but on second thought... it could turn out great. mckay better bring it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I will pass on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,322 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 "Matthew Weiner (Mad Men) will make his feature-length directorial debut with ‘You Are Here’, a dramedy based on his original screenplay."http://screenrant.com/mad-men-matthew-weiner-you-are-here-sandy-161703/Hooray! Weiner goes Hollywood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Any relation to Anthony Weiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,249 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Ben Kingsley to play the villain in Iron Man 3http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=38061 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I still haven't seen Fe Man 2. If there's no Mandarin in 3, I won't care about seeing it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,249 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 This one sounds interesting. It's called "Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho" and stars Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock, Hellen Mirren as his wife, Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh, James D’Arcy as Anthony Perkins, as well as Toni Collette and Kurtwood Smithhttp://www.cinemablend.com/new/Kurtwood-Smith-Joins-Making-Psycho-Wallace-Langham-Circles-30356.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 We haven't seen enough of Kurtwood Smith since That 70's Show went out with a whimper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh, what an awful choice. Leigh wasn't a great actress but Johansson can hardly even be called an actress, her range is about the size of her tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,249 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 That's big range then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I hear shes a good **** too because thats how she gets her roles. It sure isn't because of talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,249 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 We haven't seen enough of Kurtwood Smith since That 70's Show went out with a whimper.+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I hear shes a good **** too because thats how she gets her roles. It sure isn't because of talent.Well, you would know all about that.We haven't seen enough of Kurtwood Smith since That 70's Show went out with a whimper.+1What happened to the redhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Hot Donna is on that new TV show with Chelsea Handler/Lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,249 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I hear shes a good **** too because thats how she gets her roles. It sure isn't because of talent.Well, you would know all about that.We haven't seen enough of Kurtwood Smith since That 70's Show went out with a whimper.+1What happened to the redhead?I would Stefan, she is a very limited actress. I do not find her attractive, but clearly you straight bois have lower standards.She will add nothing to the Avengers.Hot Donna is on that new TV show with Chelsea Handler/Lately.she is Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Can we keep the Scarlett Jo bashing separate from the Laura Prepon discussion? Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I agree with Joe that Scarlett is not action movie material. Like Chris Bale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 it is impressive that she can basically do the splits, but it puts her at a distinct disadvantage when fighting.I love the line in the ads for the Avengers when Loki says "I have an Army"and Stark replies, "We'll we have a Hulk". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 Gay bloke bitches about seriously hot babe and the sun rises in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 she aint that hot. And I know hot.besides she wouldn't **** any one on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Meaning she is too hot for us!Wait a minute. i know what is this about Joe. You are envious at her, because she's having what you can never get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I'd rather do Sandra Bullock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 No Joe, you wouldn't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 she aint that hot. And I know hot.She is crème de la crème prime fillet steak hot, drizzled in the nymphae milk of Aphrodite. Her mouth aperture alone is to a red-blooded male the visual allure equivalent to the song of a siren. And below that point it just gets better. And better.I can only hope you have better taste in men than you do women. Otherwise you're buggered, me old sailor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brónach 1,301 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 she aint that hot. And I know hot.Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brónach 1,301 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 It hurts me to say it, really, but I agree with Joe on that. Wow. I agree with Joe on something. I feel strange.Really? I think you guys might be asking for too much on the beauty of a woman. Get down to Earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 Clearly another gay with bad taste in - who'd have thunk it - the opposite sex. What next? Dogs and cats, LIVING TOGETHER?!This is such an easy and rubbish battle, it's like Stevie Wonder trying to convince me that black is the best colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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