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Haha, some of those were pretty funny. Those illuminated tires were pimp!

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Didn't they make a movie about the fast-draw robot? Westworld

Those TV glasses only look marginally better than the expensive 3D ones everyone buys today.

If only the person who invented the cigarette holder built for two had joined up with the fella who invented the cigarette pack holder...is there anything more romantic than getting lung cancer with the one you love, without the cooties of mouthing the same cigarette, one entire pack at a time? Makes me flustered just thinking about it.

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That's a great one, I love this one too:

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No, I always learned it as "got away" as well.

Must be an east-coast/west-coast thing.

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Definitely "got away"

"took ballet" doesn't even make sense

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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was five, ten, fifteen minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

BOSS: "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job,but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."

CHARLEY: "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

BOSS: "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.

It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

CHARLEY: "They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?'."

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Must...resist...urge...to...nit-pick...it's no use.

Simba wasn't an orphan. Scar had no reason to kill Sarabi, his mother.

Luke, of course, wasn't an orphan, but the belief that he was drove his hatred for Darth Vader.

And Frodo was an orphan until his uncle Bilbo adopted him as his legal heir, a bit of trivia left out of the movies.

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No, no, I can't. That jar is full of cookies. It must be bad. I want the jar with less cookies.

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Ha! Excellent reference to the other thread!

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Joey has an appreciation for women rarely found in other members...

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