What would you sacrifice for a complete set of every John Williams recording sessions?

[Unlucky Bastard 7,782]

Tell my recording sessions... I love them very much.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265]

Can I have your boots?

[Incanus 5,714]

Oh great and mighty John Williams take this offering, my firstborn son! I give so I might receive! Recording sessions, complete, every take, all! Hallowed be thy scores, complete and chronological! Forever and ever.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,516]

Is that a painting of Abraham and Isaac? God did not require Abraham to sacrifice his son, he just wanted to know that Abraham really was going to go through with it, so, you might be let off. 

[Incanus 5,714]

John Williams is not as forgiving though. He demands absolute dedication, faith and obedience.

 

I as the Supreme Bishop of the Church of John Williams and Keeper of the Faith should know.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,516]

In that case, he's a asshole.

[Incanus 5,714]

If you can't sacrifice the thing dearest to you for John Williams' complete recording sessions, how dare you call yourself a fan?

[BloodBoal 7,538]

[Incanus 5,714]

Truly and utterly touching BB. Truly.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,516]

B.B., have you asked John Williams how he feels about this?

[BloodBoal 7,538]

[John 2,032]

Not sure how Johnny will feel about that. You might have to lure him out of his LA home by playing the Star Wars theme on a trumpet on his front lawn.