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Does anyone else have a serious problem staring at women's breasts?

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Everywhere I go, my eyes are just drawn to jugs. It doesn't help that the women in southern California are frequently well endowed (naturally or not) and wearing tight, skimpy clothing. I try to conceal my eyes with sunglasses, but I feel like they can still tell and I just look like a pervert as we come around the switchbacks in line for The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland and it's boobies galore all around me.

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I've always had a terrible problem with this. I try so hard not to look, but they're persistently daring me by wearing revealing, low-cut tops and making lusty eyes at me. But I just know if I look, they'll scream that I'm a perv, but if I look away, they'll dismiss me as a poof. I can't win.

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Women do nothing but maliciously tease us with their beautiful, big tits. They know we're weak and we'll crawl over broken glass just for a glimpse of their treasure chests. It's the continual struggle in our daily pursuit of becoming a man. A manly man.

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1 hour ago, Stefancos said:

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I want to look-up the meaning of this, but I'm scared that the internet police (or even the real ones) will come (no pun intended) and knock on my door.

Having said that: coffee-snortingly funny, and the best post I've read today!

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6 minutes ago, Stefancos said:

 

Yet you visited a boob themed thread? 

 

I don't think that's a natural progression.  But fair point, clicking a Drax/ET&Me thread is always a gamble

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