Tom 4,632 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Solo, plus a couple more useless characters (and without Solo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Episode VII had the trio of Han, Leia, and Luke. Episode VIII had only Luke and Leia. IX should be Solo, except even she won't be in it. Star Wars IX: Empty Chairs at Empty Tables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 STAR WARS EPISODE IX: HONESTLY WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS JUST THANK WHATEVER DEITY YOU WORSHIP THAT IT'S OVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 Star Wars: Saving Private Rian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Star Wars Episode IX: Fixing Rians Damage Star Wars Episode IX: JJ Baby’s Revenge Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 STAR WARS EPISODE IX: FINDING RIAN'S PRIVATES Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManlyEwok 0 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 EPISODE IX: SORRY ABOUT RIAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Star Wars: A Newer Hope Chen G. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Star Wars: A No-Hoper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Star Wars: Return of the J.J. Star Wars and the Half-Blood Princess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brundlefly 2,385 Posted April 10, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2018 Star Wars: This Thread Could Also Be the Official Unfunny Jokes-Thread Jurassic Shark, Ricard, 0Kelvin and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 You fit right into it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Incanus 5,713 Posted April 10, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2018 Star Wars: Completely Forced Jurassic Shark, Chen G. and dtw42 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Star Wars: Binary Sunset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted April 11, 2018 Author Share Posted April 11, 2018 Star Wars: The Long Goodbye Not Mr. Big 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,218 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Star Wars: Episode Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein!!! Not Mr. Big and dtw42 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,632 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Star Wars: Yes it Sucks, but the Rian Trilogy will make it Seem Good Retrospectively. Chen G. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brundlefly 2,385 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 10.4.2018 at 11:07 AM, Jurassic Shark said: You fit right into it! That's what Jurassic Shark said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 Star Wars: JJ's Revenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen G. 3,942 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 The actual title will probably be drawn from the dialogue in "The Last Jedi" just as that film's title drew from "The Force Awakens." So maybe: Star Wars: that's not how The Force works! 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Kockroach 2,343 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Episode IX: Fallen Kingdom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 Star Wars: It turns out Harrison Ford wasn't dead anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrox 6,637 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Episode IX: Ricky's Big Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 Star Wars: Force Equals Mass Times Acceleration Bayesian and The Illustrious Jerry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabulin 3,506 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Star Wars: Force the Money out of Pockets The Illustrious Jerry and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 Star Wars: Return of Luke's Beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 As far as I know, Luke has never taken a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 On 7/5/2018 at 11:21 PM, Horner's Dynamic Range said: Can't wait 'til 2019 then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Richard said: As far as I know, Luke has never taken a beard. Have you not seen TLJ? Or did you see the UB* version? *Unbearded The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I wasn't talking about that sort of beard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Richard said: I wasn't talking about that sort of beard... Don't tell, I won't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 You cunning linguist! Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 Star Wars: The Phantom Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Kockroach 2,343 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Tale of the Bunny Picnic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,687 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Wasn't there someone here who had as their sig line for a while their (presumably correct) guess as to what one of the Star Wars films would be called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Star Wars: Kylo v. Force Ghosts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,268 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 18 minutes ago, Nick1066 said: Wasn't there someone here who had as their sig line for a while their (presumably correct) guess as to what one of the Star Wars films would be called? That was @Luke Skywalker who suggested episode 3 be called Revenge of the Sith in like 2003 or 2004 EDIT after clicking on his name, I see he said it in October of 2002 Nick1Ø66 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,687 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, Jay said: That was @Luke Skywalker who suggested episode 3 be called Revenge of the Sith in like 2003 or 2004 EDIT after clicking on his name, I see he said it in October of 2002 Ah, well I guess I should know that, given that he still posts, and it's still his sig line! Skywalker, you really need to start making more of an impression old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I'm a little bussy in the last year...and I don't really use the computer much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,687 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 24 minutes ago, Luke Skywalker said: I'm a little bussy in the last year...and I don't really use the computer much Time to put up or shut up and prove your first guess wasn't a fluke. Don't rest on your laurels mate. Stop riding on past glories with your sig line and tell us the title of Episode IX. Disco Stu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,010 Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 Star Wars: The Demise of Jar-Jar Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Getting a tiny bit serious...I'm pretty sure that it will be a three-word title, probably starting with "the". Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Disco Stu 15,495 Posted August 7, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 7, 2018 Star Wars: The Last Hope Not Mr. Big, SteveMc and Nick1Ø66 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,687 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: Star Wars: The Last Hope OK that’s not bad actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 It's a very good bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, Nick1066 said: OK that’s not bad actually. And much like JJ's first Star Wars movie, the title works on a meta level, since Episode IX is kind of the franchise's last hope to reverse course on the bad publicity it's been suffering for a couple of years, even before TLJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,687 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Jurassic Shark said: Star Wars: The Demise of Jar-Jar Nick Keep it up slimo. I’ll have Jay emergency powers your ass outta here. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crumbs 14,287 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Think it has to be a 'of the' title, to fit with ROTS and ROTJ. Star Wars: Guardian of the Light Star Wars: Fate of the Galaxy Star Wars: Rebirth of the Rebellion 8 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: Star Wars: The Last Hope Don't mind this title but not going to happen after TLJ, way too similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 These are good, but they're all a bit too nebulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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