Luka 242 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stefancos said: I am in control of my emotions! They're only chemical reactions happening in your brain due to exterior events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Are you one of those nihilist types? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I feel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka 242 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Denise Bryson said: Are you one of those nihilist types? No no, just that I trust the Evolution theory x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 Forgive me, but the Borg do not evolve. They conquer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I forgive you, but my Tommy gun don't. idril 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 I think you got 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Denise Bryson said: Maybe our dicks have free willy instead. That's a good title for a movie... Free Willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 One-Eyed Willy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 No hard feelings then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon McBride 113 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 This is absolutely the worst thread I have ever had the pleasure of reading through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,233 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 My favourite thread is the staring at women's breasts thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0llux 392 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Luka said: Sorry to break it to you, but you do not make choices. Free will doesn't exist # I will choose a path that's clear- I will choose freewill # 1 hour ago, Denise Bryson said: My favourite thread is the staring at women's breasts thread. No, Jerry, that's your favourite activity Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Hawmy said: This is absolutely the worst thread I have ever had the pleasure of reading through Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 If you are referring to... staring at women's breasts... I'm fully functional, equipped with multiple lenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 Magnify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Mister Worf, dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hanson. We have engaged the Boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Mammaries. You're talking about mammaries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 You like this woman. You've used her several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon McBride 113 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 And there was a rather peculiar limerick being delivered by someone in the shuttlecraft bay. I am not sure I understand it. There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 BRIDGE TO ENGINEERING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 18 hours ago, Denise Bryson said: My favourite thread is the staring at women's breasts thread. All I have to do is squeeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Hi hi hi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Quintus said: All I have to do is squeeze. Mrs Lee always did enjoy a good squeeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 All she has to do is scream. Quintus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I knew you wouldn't let me down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 This is for all you new people. I only have one rule. Everyone quotes. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you. Do you get me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Seems I've been rather naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Philippe Roaché said: This is for all you new people. I only have one rule. Everyone quotes. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you. Do you get me. Jahwol, mein fartin' führer! (I swear, Frank, I'm gonna tear you a new one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Who told you to THINK? I don't give you enough information to THINK. You do what you're told - THAT'S what you do. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 You...just...fucked...with the wrong guy, buddy-boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 YOU CALL THIS A "GLITCH?!" Dick, I'm very disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 My targeting system is a little messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 It's a super cop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 It's all fake news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,233 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Richard said: You...just...fucked...with the wrong guy, buddy-boy! YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG JWFAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I am the walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 So this one's decided to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Ya see, cops don't like me, so I don't like cops. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 Pretty tough for a valet, this fella. Seems more like a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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