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Star Wars quotes that sound wrong if you think about it too much

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I'd rather have Rey x Claire Dearing than anything else, but Reyinn's the next best thing.

 

Yoda: Impractical choice of footwear, Rey's new girlfriend has. But big deal, it not be. 

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37 minutes ago, Scintillating_CA said:

Anakin’s line about sand getting everywhere. But maybe that doesn’t count, since it sounded wrong from the first moment you heard it. 

Well that's the point of the prequels-it all sounds wrong.

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This is an adapted quote from TLJ. Leia says it to Poe after he foolishly goes after the Dreadnought.

 

"Get your head out of your cock (pit)."

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Ya know, it could be as simple as "May the Force be with you!" followed by an uncomfortable cantina scene with night club aliens. 

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Noisy brute.  Why don't we just go into light-speed?
 

I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!

 

Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough.

 

You got something jammed in here real good, buddy.

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