mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 I’d buy that for a dollar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 How bout two cents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,342 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 WELL I CAN'T FIGURE OUT JUST TWO!! So let's pretend you opened TWO HUNDRED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 That’s a lot of fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Admiral! There be whales here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Get out of the water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Water. Water. Water! WATER!! WATER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting, melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?! Oh look out! I’m going...ohhhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Hasta la vista, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Nobody puts Baby in a corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Babies smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Otis...have you fed the babies? Otis...feed the babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Otisburg? Otisburg??? The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Attica! Attica!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Boba! Get your things together. We're leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 On 5/28/2019 at 7:30 PM, mrbellamy said: Attica! Attica!!! Kill whities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Porkers, Mr. Hooper? You talking about porkers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Cover me, Porkins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Why are you naked?? Why are you wet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I’m wet! I’m hysterical, and I’m wet! I’m in pain, and I’m wet, and I’m still hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 You really are a funny guy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Funny how? Am I like a clown, do I amuse you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 "You're in more dire need of a blow job, than any other white man, in history". Damn, that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Things go well, I might be showing her my o-face....oh, oh, oh...you know what I'm talking about.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. You must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking, the oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 You invited me out. We went to dinner. I thought we felt something! I trusted you and I even slept with you! I can't believe I did that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I trusted you!!! And all this time...you’ve been his friend. He’s a werewolf, that’s why he’s been missing classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted June 2, 2019 Author Share Posted June 2, 2019 Are you a college boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Jenny went to a college I couldn’t go to. It was a college just for girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 This year we'll make enough from the harvest that I'll be able to hire some more hands, and you can go to the Academy next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Oh sod it, I didn't wanna do this. I don't wanna be a weather forecaster, I don't wanna rabbit on all day about sunny periods and patches of rain spritting from the west. I wanted to be a lumberjack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 It's gonna be hot, real hot, damn hot, a little crotchpot cooking. That's great if you're with a lady, not great if you're in the jungle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I hate being outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You're tacky and I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Tic...tac...toe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Like a midget at a urinal. I was going to have to stay on my toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Your feet. Aren’t they cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 The cold never bothered me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 It is very cold, in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Tonight's forecast: a freeze is coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 I will blanket the city in endless winter! First Gotham, then the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 And to think we used to be afraid of this joker. How easy is this? We give him his bird and he gives us an extra snow day. l say we go for two, no, three! Three snow days and l get to drive his truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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