The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 That truck driver's crazy! He's been trying to kill me! I mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Truck? What truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 I can get the trucks out! But I don't think I can control the fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 It's out of control, and it's heading your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Control, control, you must learn control! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Control your emotions! Discipline your mind! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Mind if I...whip this out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 I brought red and white; I didn’t know what you’d be serving. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Chilled monkey brains. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Is anyone eating this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 The only thing we serve is tongue. (snaps open knife) You boys like tongue?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Slimy yet satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holko 9,499 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Azonnal kövessen engem, bitte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Yeah, Goldmember, I don’t speak freaky deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 ENGLISH, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I can’t feel my teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 She'll do well for our Kristoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 That’ll do, pig, that’ll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 They CALL me MISTER pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Sister Theresa called me Mr. McClane in the third grade. My friends call me John...and you're neither, shithead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 You don’t have any friends! Nobody likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he cares about anything...or anybody? The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 I care... The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Nobody. Not one. Except you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 And that's where you come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 That's where you are, Quiller...in the gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 You, Mr. Navorski, have fallen through a crack in the system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 I climbed out of the pit. I found my father. And brought him back to exact terrible vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 What do they mean; "exact change"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 You pay money. You owe me ten cent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 One can of Coke. How much? Eighty-five sen. WRONG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 You're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 You're going to have to pay for that. That's White Star Line property, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 I wanna know who’s gonna pay for this! I spilled beer all over it when that car smashed into me; who’s gonna pay my cleaning bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Help me, I’m poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 I'd buy that, for a dollar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 It's not for SALE. Fran-cis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Wonka! How much you want for the golden goose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 This is gold, Mr Bond. All my life I've been in love with its colour, its brilliance, its divine heaviness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Great Scott! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Jiminy crickets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 What is this Mickey Mouse sh*t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I'm reading a biography about Walt Disney. It's fascinating. He was a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots, too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid who acts that way, I'll disown you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 You’re going to the mental institution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I hear he’s fruity as a nutcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I have a question: when did you turn into a nutbar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I'm in psychoville and Finkle's the mayor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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