rough cut 1,714 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Man, did you see the movie??? 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,480 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 « Prequels » are always a bad idea, because we know how it ends. Get a life Disney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 *takes long drag of cigarette, sounding like Sam Elliot* Well, folks, you know that time. The cows are home, the summer night breeze is a stirrin', and it's JWFan's time to play. Yes sir, we got C and C versus arranged album, we got Star Trek and its repu'ble status in comparison to just 'bout everythang, and well would you look see here, a debate on the objectively subjective and subjectively objective merits, or lack thereof, of Star Wars The Last Jedi. Yes, sir, it's JWFan's time to play, and it's got all the greatest hits, just for you. John 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Nick Parker said: *takes long drag of cigarette, sounding like Sam Elliot* Well, folks, you know that time. The cows are home, the summer night breeze is a stirrin', and it's JWFan's time to play. Yes sir, we got C and C versus arranged album, we got Star Trek and its repu'ble status in comparison to just 'bout everythang, and well would you look see here, a debate on the objectively subjective and subjectively objective merits, or lack thereof, of Star Wars The Last Jedi. Yes, sir, it's JWFan's time to play, and it's got all the greatest hits, just for you. I picture a Time Life style ad with topics scrolling up, some highlighted in yellow with relevant footage. mstrox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: I picture a Time Life style ad with topics scrolling up, some highlighted in yellow with relevant footage. All these can be in your collection for only two easy payments of your soul and your time. Order now and receive a limited-offer bonus deal containing more classic JWFan material from the vaults, such as cynicism for Sony, Nintendo fans vs. everyone else, and shut the fuck up forum douchebags. COD accepted. No delivery to AK and HI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Nick Parker said: All these can be in your collection for only two easy payments of your soul and your time. COD accepted. No delivery to AK and HI. I shouldn’t even be talking to you. You didnt react to my oddly relevant pull of the gif of the Treehouse dude very sensuously milking an imaginary cow. Obvious #NickBait!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Just now, Disco Stu said: I shouldn’t even be talking to you. You didnt react to my oddly relevant pull of the gif of the Treehouse dude very sensuously milking an imaginary cow. Obvious #NickBait!!! 1. I edited the post you quoted. 2. Oh that's what that was? You've been rather fixated on baitin' lately, I've noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I go through phrase phases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. A. Ron 1,740 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 3 hours ago, mrbellamy said: I think it’s pretty clear that there is no general consensus on how good or bad TLJ is. That just means some opinions aren't as valid as others, like with literally anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,319 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Ewan McGregor playing Obi Wan again should be a movie in theaters, not a TV show Jurassic Shark and Will 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 2 hours ago, A. A. Ron said: That just means some opinions aren't as valid as others, like with literally anything else. Well I wouldn't call it universally acclaimed and it seems less of a genuine crowdpleaser than Force Awakens (which also had a huge number of naysayers but I think they were more "meh" on the whole than with Last Jedi) I think the YouTube haterz have convinced themselves that the world agrees it's a Crystal Skull/Phantom Menace type punchline, but I think it has too many fans even within the nerddom for that to catch on. What's probably more fair to say is that it deflated the hype more than it kicked it into high gear. I like the movie but it didn't make me especially pumped for what's next and I don't really know what anybody's most anticipated thing would have been for Episode IX after seeing it. Rey vs Kylo, I guess? To what end, really? I think it was a little too easy for the return of Lando and the Emperor to take the top spots. Meanwhile this Obi-Wan thing shows they still gotta rely on bringing shit back. That was something that could be said for TFA was that for all the nostalgia, it did get fans meming about Rey and Snoke for a couple years. Will and Holko 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerebral Cortex 3,357 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 47 minutes ago, Jay said: Ewan McGregor playing Obi Wan again should be a movie in theaters, not a TV show I'd rather have 8+ hours of Ewan as Obi-Wan than 2 hours. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 TV show? They too damn cheap to make a proper movie now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,480 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Disney Presents Sergio Leone's Kenobi: The Jedi, the Tusken and the Jawa. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I've seen an article circulating that casts doubt upon McGregor's involvement, based on past interviews where he's given some pretty harsh comments on his involvement with Star Wars (autograph dealers, crazy fans etc.) on one side and that the work wasn't his type on the other. I guess these people seem to have forgotten a really powerful factor in negotiations with McGregor, and Disney has the answer: shitloads of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabulin 3,510 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Maybe they'll buy HBO and reboot Game of Thrones and Chernobyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Arpy said: I've seen an article circulating that casts doubt upon McGregor's involvement, based on past interviews where he's given some pretty harsh comments on his involvement with Star Wars (autograph dealers, crazy fans etc.) on one side and that the work wasn't his type on the other. I guess these people seem to have forgotten a really powerful factor in negotiations with McGregor, and Disney has the answer: shitloads of money. And apparently also forgot that literally every time he’s been asked about it in interviews he’s said he would do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,480 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Show me the Imperial credits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 23 hours ago, mstrox said: He milks it by hand like you'd milk a cow, and then swigs from a jug. I'm pretty sure there was never any Tom-Green-level sucking. NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2019 We're not just doing this for money! We're doin' it for a shitload o' money!! Arpy, Jurassic Shark, Fabulin and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaeon 593 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I love how they’re running scared from oversaturating the market with too many Star Wars movies now, but, then there’s something like 5 Star Wars TV shows going on all at once. (Plus something like 5 Star Treks.) Didn’t someone say 2 seasons and cancel is the model, now? So sure, throw all the spaghetti at the wall… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Fucking "content" farms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crumbs 14,304 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Thekthithm said: Maybe they'll buy HBO and reboot Game of Thrones and Chernobyl. The world really needs a Chernobyl Cinematic Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rough cut 1,714 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 GOT/Chernobyl crossover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, rough cut said: GOT/Chernobyl crossover? The radiation is causing stoneman disease mutations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rough cut 1,714 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Obi Wan series confirmed at the D23 Expo just now. Ewan's on stage! Scripts are written, shooting next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Can't they keep their stuff to the big screen, and leave TV alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 TV is so cheap and nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 24, 2019 Author Share Posted August 24, 2019 Now you're gettin' nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieter Boelen 740 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Is this what Disney is doing now? Cancel the movie; convert to TV show? Now I wonder if we'll start seeing links to "Solo" in these shows as well. Surely Darth Maul's re-introduction has to be continued somewhere?!? And what about some young Han Solo cameo's here and there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaeon 593 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Yes, obviously, bring back Emilia Clarke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 And her dragons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Do they cast pert naked breasts in Chernobyl (as well as lady actors to go with them)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 24, 2019 Author Share Posted August 24, 2019 I hope I see Ewan at Disneyland. Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rough cut 1,714 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Quintus said: Do they cast pert naked breasts in Chernobyl (as well as lady actors to go with them)? Did you mean GOT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,395 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 That wizard's just a crazy old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Ahahahaha direct to TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Thekthithm said: Ahahahaha direct to TV! We're many years past when this carries a stigma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I can't wait for the Sunday night "movie-length premiere!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I’m gonna be honest, I’d be way more excited for this show if they were magically able to cast Alec Guinness from 1968 or whatever. I still think of him as Obi-Wan first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Use Deep Fake technology! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen G. 3,944 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Thekthithm said: Use Deep Fake technology! It'd give a whole new meaning to the line: "Oh, he's not dead; not yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 It's Disney, so it probably won't even be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,326 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I'm sure that many actors already have their 'face' protected and copyrighted. Just think about it, a new Bond film in 2023 with a young Sean Connery. It soon will all be possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Dithney can't even use the proper faces for the cartoon Avengers, instead they made up new generic faces for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabulin 3,510 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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