Justin 2 Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 This marks 5 years of consistent membership at the JWFan.net message boards for me. In it's honor I have compiled The History of JWFan.The Creation of The Board.The board's history is split into two distinctive categories the Before Justin and After Justin. The creation of JWFan occurred around 1000 BJ. The board was a small collection of ape like creatures who communicated by simple rhythmic figures pounded out with sticks and bones. Later around 950 BJ primitive grunts and groans formed a linguistic structure. In 700 BJ it's theorized that Stefancos congealed in a small tropical pond somewhere in southern Ecuador. Steef was unlike any creature the small ape lings had ever encountered, and it was through his leadership that the basic structure of the JWFan we know and love today was formed. (Along with the help of some bums named Ricard and Andreas.)The Three Warriors. Historians are fairly consistent when it comes to Joe, who has apparently existed for all of time. According to myth the rest of the BJ years consisted of wars between Stefancos, the primitive tribal leader "Mark", and the great half-beast, half-man warrior from the north "The Chrusher". Little is known about how this occurred but it is known that around 300-400 BJ the three warriors united into what was known as “The Phantom Zone Trio”. The three kings ruled for many years until jealousy and strife was among them. Stefancos eventually drove the other two kings from the land and became the sole ruler over JWFan. Little did Stefancos know that another player in this game would soon be making a grab for power....The Arrival of Baby Justin and The Invasion of Potter. Justin is born and lives for but a short while when war arrives. A massive force of wild savages from the west only known as “Harry Potter” invaded the land. Stefancos' forces fought valiantly but against such evil even the secret fire of Stefancos was defeated. For nearly 700 years JWFan was ruled by the evil forces of Harry Potter. Until one day the tyrant was defeated by an unknown power. Historians don't know exactly what this force is the tribes to the north call it “College” to others it is known as “a life”. No one knows....The Years of Justin. From then on JWFan has lived in peace. Since then, Justin has wandered the countryside, doing good deeds, saving the board for nuclear attack, stopping Tom Petty and Jarvis Cocker from invading the board with their rocking tunes, and uncovering several plots including the War of The Worlds Scandal, the Joe = Ren scandal, and of course the Ray and Sturgis Scandal. He has written two best selling books, The Book of Justin which was met with a great amount of controversy, and The Chronicles of The Justin which is a collection of his memoirs. In recent years Justin has shrouded himself in mystery. Locked away in his mansion, atop a high hill. Many speculate that he has lost his mind.Thanks for all the laughs and fish! Justin
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 Fascinating...as turbulent and tumultuous as any great history the world has known. It's been quite the ride.Ray Barnsbury
Red 75 Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 Historians don't know exactly what this force is the tribes to the north call it “College” to others it is known as “a life”. No one knows.... The men of the east call it a "girlfriend", but I like to refer to it as "the job".
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 Is the job something given by the girlfriend?Ray Barnsbury
John Crichton 4 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 Now I know what's been plaguing the board these past months. The absence of The Justin.
Ollie 1,375 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 I will say this: The Stewdog is back!You left? The job is given by the girlfriend which leads to the union called the marriage.
stewdog1 50 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 I will say this: The Stewdog is back!You left? Well.... not exactly. Just haven't been around much.Congrats on 5 years Justin. I'm sure there will be an AJ soon. How's that BJ comin' along?
Damo 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 Justin is retiring his membership at the JWFan.net message boards!
Red 75 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 The job is given by the girlfriend which leads to the union called the marriage.A very strange concept indeed. You sir, are a visionary.
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 All this talk of BJs and jobs...Ray Barnsbury
King Mark 3,975 Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 I'm like a ghost,trapped into the very fabric of this board.K.M.
Justin 2 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Posted November 3, 2006 I forgot about my greatest creation. Anyone else getting tired of it yet?I thought not. Justin
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