Caption Contest Caption Contest #41 - Screw Lord of the Rings, CAPTION INSTEAD!

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

Socrates: I drank WHAT?!? -Wojo


Wormtongue tries to wake Theoden from his throne after viewing two complete cycles of The Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition movie marathon, but to no avail. -Wojo


Try as he might, Gandalf just could not focus on the new 48fps 3D image. -Marian Schedenig


I thought you said this was a quality establishment? -Faleel


Frodo: Ah even if all others fail in this world My Precious, I have a hole in you. -Incanus

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[JoeinAR 1,957]

there's too many Lotr threads.

[Xander Harris 9,675]

"Tough day?"

"Logged onto JWFan. All I could find were Lord of the Rings threads."

[Incanus 5,890]

THE OMEN of JWFan

Just another happy day at JWFan dawned and the moderator went to work. Until...

Moderator: Well color me purple and call me the antichrist! Who the hell left this petition for Lord of the Rings subforum on my desk?!!! And in Sindarin no less! This devilry has to stop!

Moderator: Damn! I didn't know changing the fonts to Tengwar-only would have this much backlash!

Suddenly everybody is acting like the devil had invaded. But this is a JWFan MB after all! Perhaps I will have to do something about those LotR threads!

Moderator: Honey why is there a heap of LotR threads sticking out from under the bed?

Have you been cavorting with the enemy? In my bed?!!! This devilry has to stop! I am contacting KM. He'll know what to do.

Joey: [Referring to all the LotR threads at JWFan] Look, I'm not just some bystander. I was the one that found them.

Moderator: And I'm the one that's supposed to kill them.

[Revealing daggers from King Mark]

Moderator: These are knives. He wants me to stab them! He wants me to delete the threads, the children of the MB.

Joey: Those are not children.

Moderator: How can he know that? Maybe he's wrong. It's insane. I won't have anything to do with deleting little LotR threads. They are not responsible. I won't do it!

Moderator: [Tosses the knives away]

Joey: Well, if you won't do it... I will!

The powers of the evil Shore/LotR threads were still at large and unfortunately Joey couldn't carry out his task as he was mere moments after taking up the Daggers of KM decapitated by a very sharp and heavy 8 page sheet of the Tolkien thread, which fell off a passing truck transporting it to the MB. And so the evil devilry continued to haunt JWFan.

But there was no escape for the Moderator of his destiny and eventually he accepted the Daggers of KM and with heavy heart set to perform his bloody but necessary business.

Moderator (sobbing hysterically): Die LotR threads! Die!!!

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

Wow, a complete story!

[Marian Schedenig 11,695]

Nothing to add after that.

[BloodBoal 8,711]

OK, contest closed. Thank you all for your participation!

[Delorean90 47]

"What's wrong, dear?"

"Oh, it's that damned caption contest. Blume finally posted a new one, and then Incanus just had to show off..."

[Marian Schedenig 11,695]

On the left: Incanus, walking away from his PC after posting his caption contest entry.

[Delorean90 47]

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

Screw you all for making have to come up with some creative way to give Incanus points and also give some points to the individual captions.

[Quintus 6,496]

I'm afraid they didn't have bacon for a BLT so I got you a Club instead.

With mayo lite?

No, just regular.

Hmm, k. Should have just got me turkey or ham but never mind.

Tell you what next time you just get your own fucking sandwich.

[Marian Schedenig 11,695]

Screw you all for making have to come up with some creative way to give Incanus points and also give some points to the individual captions.

[Wojo 2,458]

"I read the mail, Wojo, while you out were at the bar. I know."

"Whatever do you mean, dear?"

"Incanus will win the caption contest this week. You won't get any points at all."

"Oh, right. That. I can explain..."

"I want a divorce."

"I sent you for a flashlight. You know, a torch? What do you call this?"

"Right, mohn. Fleshlight."

"Imbecile."

His secretary will discover his passion for fine oak desks and fleshlights in 3...2...1...

[Uni 307]

How did I know people were going to turn this into a bitchfest over the LOTR thing. . . .

Look, I held it as long as I could, all right? Quit being so goddam dramatic. . . .

- Uni

[Delorean90 47]

"I read the mail, Wojo, while you out were at the bar. I know."

"Whatever do you mean, dear?"

"Incanus will win the caption contest this week. You won't get any points at all."

"Oh, right. That. I can explain..."

"I want a divorce."

"I sent you for a flashlight. You know, a torch? What do you call this?"

"Right, mohn. Fleshlight."

"Imbecile."

Robert will discover his secretary coated his drawer handles with super-glue in 3...2...1...

Am I the only one that, when I got to the last picture, thought it was going to be a follow-up to the fleshlight joke?

[Wojo 2,458]

Am I the only one that, when I got to the last picture, thought it was going to be a follow-up to the fleshlight joke?

Fixed! It never dawned on me that I had a story on my hands.

[Marian Schedenig 11,695]

Am I the only one that, when I got to the last picture, thought it was going to be a follow-up to the fleshlight joke?

No.

[Koray Savas 2,260]

And not a single fuck was given that day!

This day too.

[Wojo 2,458]

"Driver, what do you mean that Chuck E. Cheese's closed????"