The First Great Elections of John Williams Fan

[Ren 77]

It looks great Stefan. I like your lines better than Mine.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

I love the shading on yours

[Ren 77]

Yes there's a gradient in mine

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

50 Shades Of....Green....

[gkgyver 1,647]

That is a strange-looking nipple over your tattoo. I'd have that checked out.

[wanner251 18]

Nothing's wrong, eh? ;-)

[Koray Savas 2,260]

Double nominations'll split the vote!

BloodBoal reuses a lot of the same jokes. I think he should be disqualified.

[Uni 307]

Hmm . . . the position of Grand Inquisitor may yet be available. . . .

- Uni

[KK 3,313]

Is the candidate's controversial pro-Tolkien attitudes shifting the polls?

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

Hmm . . . the position of Grand Inquisitor may yet be available. . . .

- Uni

Never!

Is the candidate's controversial pro-Tolkien attitudes shifting the polls.

Says the person with the Tolkienesque avatar!

You are one of us!

[KK 3,313]

Brother Stefan, my avatar is nothing more than an illusion, a cover to allow me to mingle with these false followers and help cleanse our Church from the shadows.

As the front-runner of the electoral position of Grand Inquisitor, I trust that this accursed tongue that taints your body is too a disguise. One for your grand Inquisition, and the great cleansing of our Holy Church.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

Nay brother.

The mark of Umbar permeates deep inside me. It holds me as much as I hold it.

I have seen the truth. JWfans and Tolkienits can be one and the same. For I am both.

Bearer of the mark of Umbar, holder of the 2 sacred JWFAN mugs.

You will accept this new truth, gladly.... Or by force.

[KK 3,313]

Not idly do the sacred mug-holders fall to darkness. I will not say I like the path you take Brother Cosman, for a shadow and a threat has been growing on my mind. But I shall follow in the stead of the Grand Inquisitor.

Our doom shall be decided upon Supreme Counsel Blumenkohl's closure of this election.

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

Soon my brethren! Soon!

[wanner251 18]

War is brewing....

[alicebrallice 134]

no women in the high positions of the church, huh? what a fcking classic!

this... this is all we're good for?

WELL GUESS WHAT... I'm not baking for the next church meeting!

[Ren 77]

HEAR HEAR

At least have some eye candy for the men up there in the ranks.

[alicebrallice 134]

I'm gonna kidnap john williams, blume and inky. I'm making them worshippers in the new, hot, up-and-coming Great Church of Our Dear Lord and Savior Hans Florian Zimmer.

all jwfanners shall love us and despair!

[Ren 77]

Only if there's a side room for taking care of naughties. Like Mr. Lee

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

I will bestow you ladies with power after i am elected!

All will love you....and despair!

In my name though, as it should be.

Lee will be cast out and made undesirable, like so many others.

[KK 3,313]

There are other electoral positions available ladies

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

Sexism!

[KK 3,313]

I mean look at this chart!

http://i.imgur.com/QvZhw.jpg

There are many positions to fill!

[crocodile 9,724]

There is a position for each and every single one of us. After all the main purpose of administration is to perpetuate itself!

Karol

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

So when is this concluded?

[KK 3,313]

So when is this concluded?

[Rachael Foley 10,162]

When I get more than one vote.

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

So when is this concluded?

Oh wait, that's me.

As soon as I finish organizing the damn Inauguration!

But polling is now officially closed. I've screenshotted the results.

[Wojo 2,458]

Now that Herr Pope has resigned, I nominate Steef the Magnanimous!

[Rachael Foley 10,162]

Never before hath Photoshop wrought a thing so vile as that.

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

Never before hath Photoshop wrought a thing so vile as that.

Sorry, what were you saying? I missed it as I scrolled past!

[Ollie 1,375]

None of the above?

[Uni 307]

I formally withdraw my candidacy for any of these positions. (Not that it appears that I was in any real danger of getting elected. . . .)

- Uni

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

I formally withdraw my candidacy for any of these positions. (Not that it appears that I was in any real danger of getting elected. . . .)

- Uni

Do you wish to be hung, drawn, or quartered?

[Quintus 6,496]

I formally withdraw my candidacy for any of these positions. (Not that it appears that I was in any real danger of getting elected. . . .)

- Uni

I didn't want to be any part of it to begin with, as you can see from my lack of participation in the thread and the one which preceded it. For some reason I was drawn into Blume's "Lost Island" thread too, against my preference. Not my kind of thing.

[Ollie 1,375]

Eh I tried to get myself killed off in the first two episodes but managed to hang on till the last few.

There's been far worse threads.

[Quintus 6,496]

That's because you're a survivor, Mark. You always were.

[Ollie 1,375]

Yeah

[Quintus 6,496]

I love sharing in these deep exchanges.

[Ollie 1,375]

Me too.

[BLUMENKOHL 1,110]

I formally withdraw my candidacy for any of these positions. (Not that it appears that I was in any real danger of getting elected. . . .)

- Uni

I didn't want to be any part of it to begin with, as you can see from my lack of participation in the thread and the one which preceded it. For some reason I was drawn into Blume's "Lost Island" thread too, against my preference. Not my kind of thing.

Why are you so whiny lately?

It's obvious now the D in Lee D stands for Debbie-Downer.

[Quintus 6,496]

Okay if my participation means I'm considered to be 3.2% less miserable I shall play along.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

I thought Incanus was chosen???

[Quintus 6,496]

Well, this guy looks just like a paedo.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

Don't they all?

[Quintus 6,496]

John Paul II looked kindly and trustworthy.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

So did this guy!

[Quintus 6,496]

Yeah.

Kids, be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

[Jay 46,244]

Sorry guys, no religion or politic talk on JWFan

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,387]

Geez, Im back a few days and you start pulling this shit?