#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 We have a babe thread here. Full of young thin and well proportioned actresses, models, porn stars and girls (and boys) like that.Most of the entries are fairly typical of what you would expect. Usually it's a hot body, scantily clad.But what about those other women (or men) you fancy, for another reason? Because she were exposed to them at a certain point in your life, and something about them stuck in your mind. Or because you always had a preference for something different then slim, blond and bikinied.For example Laurie Metcalf, best known as Jackie from Roseanne always looked rather beautiful to me. No chest worth speaking of, no idea if she has a nice ass, but somehow she does it for me.Even now if I see her in The Big Bang Theory she still looks good, kinda like how Susan Sarandon has only gotten better with age.Or Bonnie Wright, famous for playing Ginny in the Potter films. Some people say she looks plain. I don't think so. She has one of those faces you draw closer to, without really knowing why.
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 And I sort of agree about Laurie Metcalf. She was quirkily dirty in Uncle Buck.
Datameister 2,586 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I think Bonnie Wright (Ginny) is gorgeous...I would easily categorize her with all the traditionally hot women in the other thread. She may not have the most instantly stunning face I've ever seen, but that's a comparison to the ridiculously high standards of the media. I'd be dumbstruck if she were just some girl I knew from work or school or something. (At her current age, I mean...she looks rather young in that photo.)
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Ok give an example then you find more fitting.
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 As soon as I noticed her perfect profile during the movie I knew she was hot beneath the thick rimmed glasses and bad hair. Great skin, too.
Xander Harris 9,674 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Oh yeah. I prefer her Ghostbusters II look there to the first film.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Yeah, that's exactly what I was talking about.
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 The red head in Brit girl group Girls Aloud is another perfectly fit bird who gets an unfairly bad rap in the media as being "the ugly one".My fucking arse.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Also Julia Sawalha.Noticed her first in Press Gang.Caught up with her years later in Ab Fab, were she gained a bit of weight and was dressed to make her look plain.Looks alright to me.
Datameister 2,586 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Ok give an example then you find more fitting.Working on it...most of my examples would be people I knew in real life, who none of you would know.Hmm, maybe Laura Dern. Thought she was kind of cute in Jurassic Park, though I don't think she's ever been a huge sex symbol.
Melange 448 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Il8jV6r-tkHehe, Darlene from Roseanne was one of those odd attractions I had when I was a teen. Overall it was the personality. As the seasons went on, she became less of a tomboy and became surprisingly womanly but retained that funny personality that in such a laid back way seemed to see right through all pretense in that unimpressed manner. Apparently she's a lesbian in real life. Oh well, as a teen I didn't know that
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 The Spice Girls.Posh, who married David Beckham looks like 2 silicone blobs on a stick. But Mel C has truly aged beautifully.Serena WilliamsGreat taste Mark. She has a lot of presence, and nice thighs and calves.Hehe, Darlene from Roseanne was one of those odd attractions I had when I was a teen. Overall it was the personality. As the seasons went on, she became less of a tomboy and became womanly but retained that funny personality that in such a laid back way saw through all falsitys in that unimpressed manner. Apparently she's a lesbian in real life. Oh well, as a teen I didn't know that I was rather taken by the First Becky.as for lesbians, there is something about English comedian and conductor Sue Perkins that genuinely does it for me:
Melange 448 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Posh, who married David Beckham looks like 2 silicone blobs on a stick. During her time in the Spice Girls, she was the one that got my attention. But yes, she fiddled about with her appearance waaaay too much since then.
Melange 448 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Mmm, yeah but that's a particularly extreme one of her. It seems she's backed off the extreme slimming in recent times. And she seems to be a baby making production line, that one.
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Victoria Beckham is a Moria Orc and Serena Williams is an Uruk Hai.Sue Perkins was always the ugly second fiddle to her presenting partner, the less ugly Mel:
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Sue Perkins was always the ugly second fiddle to her presenting partner, the slightly less ugly Mel.After looking her up I can't say I agree.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Not my thing, but that's what this thread is about.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Not really a crush, but I though Blanche Ravalec who played the supposedly minger girlfriend of Jaws in Moonraker was a lot more sexy then Holy Goodhead. Mr. Brown 1
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 See, I don't think she qualifies - since she was clearly ridiculously hot beneath her bespectacled geeky exterior. She was definitely cast as a shy but sexy sort - a well known favourite of alpha males seeking a woman of 'substance' and easily just as much the fantasy as any Bond girl.I watch Moonraker waiting for her to show up for gods sake!
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 Ok then. There are times i've looked at Jennifer Saunders and thought "Yeah, wouldn't mind that..."
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Yeah I'd have tapped it back in the day. Not now though, she's too old.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 True.What about Dawn French?
stewdog1 50 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Jill Wagner, no doubt about it. I told my wife that if she ever came calling I would have to leave.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 No Koray, you are not getting it. Now if you had said Miranda Hart:Jill Wagner, no doubt about it. I told my wife that if she ever came calling I would have to leave. What's weird about fancying her?
Koray Savas 2,260 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 I guess I don't have any overly weird attractions towards women I picked Melissa Joan Hart because I love Clarissa Explains It All.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9gQD6i4htU
Melange 448 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Jo Frost? (also known as Supernanny) Now that they've moved on from that early caricature look of a sharp angled clothing wearing stern and strict 'matron',there are several things that are attractive about this women. One,that down to earth London accent. Two, a lovely smile. Three, her eyes can be piercingly alert. Four, she calmly glides around working out her next strategy whenever utter chaos is going on and everyone is screaming and shouting. Five, she can be very empathic and gentle with people. Buxom and cuddly with a no nonsense "Let's get things done" approach, may sum her up. It may be hell to live with her because you wouldn't get away with anything like procrastination, lethargy and disorder that can occur if we go off the rails. Yet, the flip side of that is that things would get done. Very pro-active.Maybe she reminds me a bit of one of my early primary school teachers or something?
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Too big for anything more than pissed up fumble in the dark.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 If you're just gonna piss all over other people's tastes....
stewdog1 50 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Jill Wagner, no doubt about it. I told my wife that if she ever came calling I would have to leave. What's weird about fancying her?Nothing. Telling my wife I'll leave her for Jill is.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 No, most women aren't really worried if you tell them you'd leave then for a celeb babe. (they will leave you standing if Brad Pitt, George Cloony or Daniel Craig comes knocking)However don't ever say you will leave her for her sister or best friend, not even as a joke, not even if you think she can take it...
Quintus 6,495 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 If you're just gonna piss all over other people's tastes....It should be expected in this very specialist "discussion".I've no qualms with people telling me I'm (strangely) attracted to some complete trolls. It's no different to telling someone that Steve Jablonsky isn't in fact all that good.
stewdog1 50 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 No, most women aren't really worried if you tell them you'd leave then for a celeb babe. (they will leave you standing if Brad Pitt, George Cloony or Daniel Craig comes knocking)However don't ever say you will leave her for her sister or best friend, not even as a joke, not even if you think she can take it...Oh yeah, I got 12 years of marriage under my belt. Lessons learned all the time.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 yeah. Last year when her older sister was here I accidentally saw a nipple and mentioned it to my GF.I had to work my ass of convincing her I was not leering at my sister and law hoping to catch a glimps...
stewdog1 50 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 yeah. Last year when her older sister was here I accidentally saw a nipple and mentioned it to my GF.I had to work my ass of convincing her I was not leering at my sister and law hoping to catch a glimps...Methinks you should keep that stuff to yourself.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 In vino veritas...
stewdog1 50 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 In vino veritas...hahaI've never acquired a taste for wine. Good beer? Yes.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 Well it wasn't wine...
Melange 448 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwEIkXMfL1EOne of the great movies of the 90s.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 Wank fantasies galore!Not really. I've met 2 of her sisters and I'm sure I have the best one of the bunch.
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