Melange 448 Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 We're saying if it's been awhile and you fire first, she'll be forgiving.
Jay 46,241 Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 You and Mark are saying that your wife will take it as a compliment if you cheat on her with another woman, and will forgive you for it! No no no...We're saying if it's been awhile and you fire first, she'll be forgiving. Although in those cases I always make sure her guns go a blazing first.What Mark said. I'm not sure how the adultery bit got in there...but.. (See Mark, clearly this thread is not breaking any rules! So much sidestepping it's getting confusing!)LOL, yes, I got confused by side stepping terminology. Everything makes sense now, sorry guys lol
Datameister 2,586 Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 I misinterpreted the wording the same way for a moment, Jay.
Melange 448 Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Got tired of the househttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT4dIiyyK4o
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 Saturday 2-o6-2011Just emptied my last borrle of Cortina Sidra Natural. Cider from Spain. a bottel i was saving for 6 months for a special occasion, which this wasn't.had not eatn all day so the Sidra was acompanied by some blocks of cheese, chorizo and mustard and aioli.Top Gear is on on BBC 3. it's even better when youi are pissed! Been pretty active in the last few days, cycling, walking and yesterday helpen mum to clear out her garden. now i must suffer for it. my muscles hurt. it's no longer my willy that's been worked to an inch of it's life. my back hurts, my legs.Maybe I should get a cat again. She keeps saying she does not want one. that animals dont belong in the house. But her mouth yes her, and her eyes say yes. so confusing.Mad such lofty plans for today. was gonna watch 2001 one Blu-ray drinking iced tea. Now i'm watching Jeremy Clarkson in a BMW while covered in mustard. and it;s more erousing then porn lately.I wonder if i smell of garlic, sine i did have half a litre of garlic sauce basically. good thing no one is visitingI need more cider.OK, this depression/pissed/angry thing has gone on too long now. You're such a pansy."Bitch be gone bruh! Time to live it up!" Also, yes, that was one of the best episodes of Top Gear in a while. The BMW review was testosterone pumping from beginning to end. As was the red Marauder tank thing. Though I imagine for your miserable self, being set in South Africa, it just reminded you of her. Girly-man.
King Mark 3,975 Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 Cider does screw you up thoughI don't understand why he's not horribly sick in the morning though
hornist 1,261 Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 I somehow feel sorry for Steef and his ... hand.
Koray Savas 2,260 Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 A stunning bikini photo but no "happy tissues"?!
Melange 448 Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 Monday, 04-06-2011http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLsKnx2sGgY
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 What'd you think of the latest Top Gear Steef? Is it just me...or is there a new energy to the show that has been missing the last two series? It also doesn't seem as forced as the last two or three series.
Quintus 6,494 Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 I thought the new one wasn't anywhere near a pretty as Clarkson made it out to be. Rather have an Aston Martin any day.
Quintus 6,494 Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 Either, in a heartbeat. But the DB9 never fails to give me a hardon.
hornist 1,261 Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 Well now this thread got some testosterone it needed...
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 I think the E-Type, while beautiful is still strangely proportioned. Beautiful, but not the most beautiful..That to me still goes to the Ferrari 275GTB.
Melange 448 Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 Well now this thread got some testosterone it needed...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
Jay 46,241 Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 You guys know there's a Top Gear thread right?http://www.jwfan.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13156&view=getlastpost
hornist 1,261 Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 More updates of you and your beautiful lady, Steef...
Melange 448 Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Apparently further scenes will only appear on the 5th DVD of a 10 DVD boxed set.To be released in August. Book your copy now, to avoid dissapointment. PG : 18+
Melange 448 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 making a book cupboard for the living room for her schoolbooksIf you build it, she will come.
Quintus 6,494 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 The only wood she'll be coming to anytime soon will be big and black!Ooo, that was low. Even for me. Sorry.
Ollie 1,375 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 The only wood she'll be coming to anytime soon will be big and black!Ooo, that was low. Even for me. Sorry.I'm sorry that made me spit out part of my lunch.
Ollie 1,375 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 It was 11:41 my time when I posted that. We're only an hour behind you.
Jay 46,241 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 It was 11:41 my time when I posted that. We're only an hour behind you.Oh ok. For some reason I thought Texas was in the same time zone as California, which clearly makes no sense lol. Sometimes I amaze even myself...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,383 Posted July 7, 2011 Author Posted July 7, 2011 You and Jason are supposed to be protecting me from bullshit like this!
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