Ricard 2,245 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (Indiana Jones excluded)"We're gonna need a bigger boat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Et tu, Ricard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien F 1,742 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.""I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 In the world of Orga, blue is the color of melancholy. Yet the services I provide will put a blush back on anyone's cheek. I will change the color of your fairy for you. She will scream out: 'Oh yes! Oh God! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, God!' She will make you a real boy for I will make her a real woman and all will be right with the world, because you held my hand and saved my brain so that once again my customers may ask for me by name: 'Gigolo Joe, what do you know?' Dixon Hill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyD 1,223 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "The list is an absolute good. The list is life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 How old are you?Eight.You want to be nine?Yeah.Then you're gonna go see Pinocchio tomorrow night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 There are so many people to see. So many people you can check up on and add to your collection. But they keep you hangin' on...nothin' but health shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Knock knock.Who's there?Go fuck yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyD 1,223 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "My name's Wlid Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Yeah, but they're all dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyD 1,223 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this facility." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Yeah, but they're all dead.Auhhh I didn't get it! I didn't geeet it! I WASN'T NOOOMINATED! I got beaten out by Fellini! Kendal_Ozzel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyD 1,223 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 "E.T. phone home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricard 2,245 Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 "If everything's ready on the dark side of the moon, play the five tones" Joni Wiljami and Gruesome Son of a Bitch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Can't you understand, child? They tell you stories to shut you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Give him space!^still waiting for someone to get that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Give him space!^still waiting for someone to get that one.Raiders bar scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Give him space!^still waiting for someone to get that one.After Henry is shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Give him space!^still waiting for someone to get that one. Raiders bar scene.^Raiders pro here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I think you mean, YOU MAGNIFICENT PAGAN GOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricard 2,245 Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 "I don't like his feet' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 They're heeeeeerrrrrrreeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Bastard, she's just a babay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Barryyyy! BARREEEEYYYYYY! Ricard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We want to show the amendment has bipartisan support, you idiot. Early in the next Congress, when I tell you to do so, you will switch parties. Now congratulations on your victory and get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,973 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I decided that the Constitution gives me war powers, but no one knows just exactly what those powers are. Some say they don't exist. I don't know. I decided I needed them to exist to uphold my oath to protect the Constitution, which I decided meant that I could take the rebel's slaves from them as property confiscated in war. That might recommend to suspicion that I agree with the rebs that their slaves are property in the first place. Of course I don't, never have, I'm glad to see any man free, and if calling a man property, or war contraband, does the trick... Why I caught at the opportunity. Now here's where it gets truly slippery. I use the law allowing for the seizure of property in a war knowing it applies only to the property of governments and citizens of belligerent nations. But the South ain't a nation, that's why I can't negotiate with'em. If in fact the Negroes are property according to law, have I the right to take the rebels' property from 'em, if I insist they're rebels only, and not citizens of a belligerent country? And slipperier still: I maintain it ain't our actual Southern states in rebellion but only the rebels living in those states, the laws of which states remain in force. The laws of which states remain in force. That means, that since it's states' laws that determine whether Negroes can be sold as slaves, as property - the Federal government doesn't have a say in that, least not yet then Negroes in those states are slaves, hence property, hence my war powers allow me to confiscate'em as such. So I confiscated 'em. But if I'm a respecter of states' laws, how then can I legally free'em with my Proclamation, as I done, unless I'm cancelling states' laws? I felt the war demanded it; my oath demanded it; I felt right with myself; and I hoped it was legal to do it, I'm hoping still. Two years ago I proclaimed these people emancipated - "then, hence forward and forever free."But let's say the courts decide I had no authority to do it. They might well decide that. Say there's no amendment abolishing slavery. Say it's after the war, and I can no longer use my war powers to just ignore the courts' decisions, like I sometimes felt I had to do. Might those people I freed be ordered back into slavery? That's why I'd like to get the Thirteenth Amendment through the House, and on its way to ratification by the states, wrap the whole slavery thing up, forever and aye. As soon as I'm able. Now. End of this month. And I'd like you to stand behind me. Like my cabinet's most always done. Incanus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 "Hey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,973 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Don't fuck with the Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I decided that the Constitution gives me war powers, but no one knows just exactly what those powers are. Some say they don't exist. I don't know. I decided I needed them to exist to uphold my oath to protect the Constitution, which I decided meant that I could take the rebel's slaves from them as property confiscated in war. That might recommend to suspicion that I agree with the rebs that their slaves are property in the first place. Of course I don't, never have, I'm glad to see any man free, and if calling a man property, or war contraband, does the trick... Why I caught at the opportunity. Now here's where it gets truly slippery. I use the law allowing for the seizure of property in a war knowing it applies only to the property of governments and citizens of belligerent nations. But the South ain't a nation, that's why I can't negotiate with'em. If in fact the Negroes are property according to law, have I the right to take the rebels' property from 'em, if I insist they're rebels only, and not citizens of a belligerent country? And slipperier still: I maintain it ain't our actual Southern states in rebellion but only the rebels living in those states, the laws of which states remain in force. The laws of which states remain in force. That means, that since it's states' laws that determine whether Negroes can be sold as slaves, as property - the Federal government doesn't have a say in that, least not yet then Negroes in those states are slaves, hence property, hence my war powers allow me to confiscate'em as such. So I confiscated 'em. But if I'm a respecter of states' laws, how then can I legally free'em with my Proclamation, as I done, unless I'm cancelling states' laws? I felt the war demanded it; my oath demanded it; I felt right with myself; and I hoped it was legal to do it, I'm hoping still. Two years ago I proclaimed these people emancipated - "then, hence forward and forever free."But let's say the courts decide I had no authority to do it. They might well decide that. Say there's no amendment abolishing slavery. Say it's after the war, and I can no longer use my war powers to just ignore the courts' decisions, like I sometimes felt I had to do. Might those people I freed be ordered back into slavery? That's why I'd like to get the Thirteenth Amendment through the House, and on its way to ratification by the states, wrap the whole slavery thing up, forever and aye. As soon as I'm able. Now. End of this month. And I'd like you to stand behind me. Like my cabinet's most always done.Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb, the Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away...sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'...'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then...ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosun's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 "Who are you?" Ricard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I'm an old Galacianer from a mud hut in the Ukraine, and I don't trust Yekke putzes let loose in Europe with unlimited operational expenses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyD 1,223 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 "Slavery is the only thing unnatural to human law, you in-fatuous nincompoop!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,277 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Now that is one big pile of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 3,682 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 How many Sarahs do you think are on this island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricard 2,245 Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can't remember what my parents look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyD 1,223 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 "Now, uh, eventually you do plan to have DINOSAURS on, uh, on your dinosaur tour, right? ... Hello? *knocks on camera lens* Hello? *breaths on camera lens* Yes?""I really hate that man.""See, the tyrannosaur doesn't obey set patterns or park schedules: the essence, uh, of chaos." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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