Quintus 5,399 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Rolls-Royce Phantom Two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, 6 cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds... and I even like the colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wow, holy smoke! Crash landing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Give him space**kudos to anyone who knows that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Shoot zem. Shoot zem both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Thwee, thwee are not virsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Let me show you what I am used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 No, Indy, the left tunnel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Whiskey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 You cheat Doctor Jones! You cheat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,973 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Do you realize what the Ark is? It’s a transmitter… for speaking to God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 965 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Egyptian Mail, morning edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How does one get off this thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,973 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Now you’re getting nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Ravenwood is the real expert. Abner did the first serious work on Tanis. Collected some of its relics. It was his obsession, really. But he never found the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Everybody's lost but me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 What do you want to talk about?*comically intense stare* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Maybe you could be my palace slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,973 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 What exactly am I being accused of other than surviving a nuclear explosion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,218 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Daaaa-daa-duh, daaaa-daa-duh, daaaa-daa-duh-daa-duh-daaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 It's alright dad, we're well out of range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 What exactly am I being accused of other than surviving a nuclear explosion?Correction, sir. That's "nucular". Ugh.I'm goin' home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,329 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 "It belongs in a museum!""If adventure has a name, it must be...Indiana Jones!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Well, they don't come any closer than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Nazis. I hate these guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 You have insulted my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 -Those people are trying to kill us!-I know, Dad!-This is a new experience for me.-It happens to me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Small world Dr. Jones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,037 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Tourists?! You had to look, didn't you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Hang on lady, we going for a ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 What about the boat? We're not going on the boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,037 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 That's just what the Hebrews thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 They are digging in the wrong place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I am the monarch of the sea, I am the ruler of the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Bad dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 That car belonged to my brother-in-law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,037 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 What truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 Try the local sewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Not that Jones, the other Jones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 That was my brother's car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 That car belonged to my brother-in-law!That was my brother's carALAAAAAARM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,329 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 "You...still...don't..believe me, Dr. Jones?, You will Dr. Jones." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The biggest trouble with her is the noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I should've mailed it to the Marx Brothers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,329 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 She talks in her sleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 So we will do this- what is expression? Old-fashion way. You will tell us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Three times I have received Order of Lenin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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