Quintus 5,399 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Or is he a figment of my imagination?Maybe he's like that Shakespeare conspiracy theory - just a front for a wider group of talented writers. Perhaps Hans Zimmer is really responsible for The Raiders March and Mark Isham wrote Journey to the Island.I mean, there is no REAL proof that Williams ever wrote an original note in his life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Holdo 16 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 He's Chuck Norris in an old man suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neimoidian 14 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I have never seen his with my own eyes so I cannot be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Actually he's somewhere in the back of my mind, just a little idea I was toying with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 75 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 You just gotta believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 He's something Ricard and Andreas made up."Thank you for believing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,179 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 John Williams is real, and his birth name is Stefan Cosman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 John Williams wonders why his recent music pales in comparison to great work of Jerry Goldsmith and Howard Shore.And he's exacting in his tableware: he drinks from only the finest Andy Westphal mugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckM 1 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I don't know guys. Believing in someone by faith without actual proof of his existence? That's sounding an awful lot like religion to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 3,676 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 My god.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "I refuse to prove I exist," says Williams, "Because proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.""But," says JWFan, "Star Wars is a dead giveaway! It proves you exist, and therefore you don't.""Oh dear," says Williams, "I hadn't thought of that." And he promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob 0 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "You musht believe, boy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "I think, therefore he is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent Hoyt 13 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I remember reading an article that proved that JK Rowling didn't exist. Of course I can't seem to find it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 75 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 There is an idea of a John Williams, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real John. Only an entity, something illusory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genius_Gone_Insane 5 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Or is he a figment of my imagination?Maybe he's like that Shakespeare conspiracy theory - just a front for a wider group of talented writers. Perhaps Hans Zimmer is really responsible for The Raiders March and Mark Isham wrote Journey to the Island.I mean, there is no REAL proof that Williams ever wrote an original note in his life!Dude that's awesome. Hella funny!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,793 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My god....My WilliamsMaybe he's like that Shakespeare conspiracy theory - just a front for a wider group of talented writers. Perhaps Hans Zimmer is really responsible for The Raiders March and Mark Isham wrote Journey to the Island.I mean, there is no REAL proof that Williams ever wrote an original note in his life! Sadly ironically, there is real proof that Zimmer has not written (on paper) a note in his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Does Williams really exist?Yes...and no. Now to understand it the way I understood it, hearing it from Williams... that is, from the Zimmer half of Williams mind... you have to go back ten years, to the time when Zimmer murdered Williams. Now he was already dangerously disturbed. He had to erase the crime, at least in his own mind. He stole Williams' corpse. A weighted coffin was buried. He hid the body in the fruit cellar. Even treated it to keep it as well as it would keep. And that still wasn't enough. Williams was there! But he was a corpse. So he began to think and speak for him, give Williams half his time, so to speak. At times he could be both personalities, carry on conversations. At other times, the Williams half took over completely. Now he was never all Zimmer, but he was often only Williams. And because he was so pathologically jealous of Williams, he assumed that Williams was jealous of him. Therefore, if he felt a strong attraction to any other film, the Williams side of him would go wild. When he met Spielberg's film, he was touched by it... inspired by it. He wanted it. That set off the jealous Williams and Williams wrote the score! Now after the recording sessions, Zimmer returned as if from a deep sleep. And like a dutiful composer, covered up all traces of the score he was convinced Williams had written!My god....My Williams Very true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 This Williams/Zimmer guy is psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,793 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Hitch should do a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro 147 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Mr. Williams only takes on the form of a human to register in our mortal eyes. He is actually the embodiment of music itself. He is Music in the flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 This Williams/Zimmer guy is psycho :) Nice pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 48 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My god....Mine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,626 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I just love the title of this thread . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 If Indy IV is delayed one more month, we'll start seeing people around here eating their first born children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,626 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 After 175 pages and 6 years of topics,it really boils down to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,713 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 This just might be the most fundamental thread in the history of this board It is like trying to solve the meaning of life itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 We were... speculating. Is John Williams really out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Lewis 6 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Who effing cares?Damn you language filter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicholas 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 If John Williams didn't exist it would be necessary to invent him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 After 175 pages and 6 years of topics,it really boils down to thisOne of the biggest facades in internet history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckM 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You know, If he was really such a good and loving Williams, then why would he allow such bad things to happen? Like WotW or AotC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Nobody is perfect, well almost no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 There is nothing wrong with AotC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 There is a crap-load wrong with it. But a lot of it is not Williams' fault. And there's nothing wrong with WoTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Fair point, I'll amend to there's nothing wrong with AotC as Williams originally intended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckM 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 *Just as a side note, I personally don't actually have much of a problem with either score, nor was I intending to start yet another debate about them. I was just going along with this farce of a conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 After 175 pages and 6 years of topics,it really boils down to thisLap it up fuzzball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 This just might be the most fundamental thread in the history of this board It is like trying to solve the meaning of life itself.I have serious doubts that Williams is in fact Mr Creosote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,793 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Oh my Williams!, it looks like him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Well I did say he was a stinking old fart. Thankfully Pampers now stock his diaper size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 And they stock it black turtle-neck fashion (I'll let you imagine what the turtle neck is for. Let's just say...papa Williams was very proud.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 The old bastard still hangs on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgaFlippinMan 7 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 TheGreatEye is achieving awareness! Terminate him immediately!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Hitch's pic gives me vertigo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 What, you don't like being among the birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 You're just a stranger on a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 That's true, you can see me through the rear window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 You notoriously attract my suspicion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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