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#1961 Joey

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:39 PM

Clearly another gay with bad taste in - who'd have thunk it - the opposite sex. What next? Dogs and cats, LIVING TOGETHER?!

when a gay man says a women is hot, you know she's hot, when a straight man says a women is hot you have to question whether his brain or his other brain is directing the conversation.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:43 PM

In matters of womanly aesthetics, my penis decides. The brain is only engaged as a means to an end.

It sounds like you're bringing personality and character into the mix, which I'm not. Face value: Scarlett is insurmountably sexy. Fuck knows what she's like to talk to.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:47 PM

In matters of womanly aesthetics, my penis decides. The brain is only engaged as means to an end.



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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:48 PM

Clearly another gay with bad taste in - who'd have thunk it - the opposite sex. What next? Dogs and cats, LIVING TOGETHER?!

This is such an easy and rubbish battle, it's like Stevie Wonder trying to convince me that black is the best colour.


YES.


Clearly another gay with bad taste in - who'd have thunk it - the opposite sex. What next? Dogs and cats, LIVING TOGETHER?!

when a gay man says a women is hot, you know she's hot, when a straight man says a women is hot you have to question whether his brain or his other brain is directing the conversation.


No. You are empirically wrong. What our "other brain" determines to be hot IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

In matters of womanly aesthetics, my penis decides. The brain is only engaged as means to an end.

It sounds like you're bringing personality and character into the mix, which I'm not. Face value: Scarlett is insurmountably sexy. Fuck knows what she's like to talk to.


EXACTLY.

For once, Quint and I are sympatico on something.
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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:50 PM


In matters of womanly aesthetics, my penis decides. The brain is only engaged as means to an end.

It sounds like you're bringing personality and character into the mix, which I'm not. Face value: Scarlett is insurmountably sexy. Fuck knows what she's like to talk to.


EXACTLY.

For once, Quint and I are sympatico on something.


No. Quin'ts penis and yours are sympatico on something.

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#1966 Quint

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:51 PM


In matters of womanly aesthetics, my penis decides. The brain is only engaged as means to an end.




Your linking of this in matters of attraction and conquest aptly demonstrates your own reasons for failing.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:53 PM

I normally agree with Joe, but in the case of the rather stunning Scarlett.....

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:56 PM

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#1969 Joey

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:58 PM

In matters of womanly aesthetics, my penis decides. The brain is only engaged as a means to an end.

It sounds like you're bringing personality and character into the mix, which I'm not. Face value: Scarlett is insurmountably sexy. Fuck knows what she's like to talk to.

see that's where I disagree, she doesn't have a pretty face, her body is good.

the difference is I appreciate a woman for her beauty unlike you who only wishes you could pork her.

Jason doesn't know what the ** he's talking about. as usual, chopstick dude.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:58 PM

+1 on Quint's and Jason's and Cosman's side.

And to even suggest we don't appreciate a woman for her beauty... ScarJo DOES have a pretty face (faces are my favourite part) and I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

If your concept of a pretty face is only something perfect to absurd levels like Jennifer Connelly or Grace Kelly you have a problem.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

you see her boob and go those are big, but when you look at the face you go ehh

beauty in mosts faces stay, boobs just get close and closer to the ground.
except didn't she get a reduction?

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

+1 on Joe's side.


For fuck's sake, what is happening? I don't want to support Joe! Please, let's change the subject!


So... there is going to be a Hansel & Gretel film, huh? Sounds rather moronic, doesn't it?

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:02 PM

the difference is I appreciate a woman for her beauty


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Yeah, what a complete dog!

What Joey fails to appreciate (all his life), is that it's the exagerrated, almost caricatural facial features of a woman like Scarlett which hetro men find especially and PRECISELY attractive. It's the Bardot effect. Joey's homo alignment makes him incapable of computing such revered nuances of the female form.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:03 PM

All in all i prefer Jennifer Gardner.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:04 PM

Jennifer Connely needs to eat, and her face is ok. Grace Kelly was stunning but in that conventional way.


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Yeah, what a complete dog!

I never said she's a dog, but that's not a pretty woman to me and her eyes are ugly.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:05 PM

Joey seems to be confusing his opinions for empirical facts again. And the sun will rise....

FWIW, I prefer Jennifer Connely in her peak to ScarJo....... but the ScarJo of today wipes the floor with the Connelly of today. I liked J-Co better when she was curvy....
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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:06 PM

You guys do realize you are gaybashing!

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:06 PM

She seems pretty to me. And I'm an expert.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:10 PM

You guys do realize you are gaybashing!


No we're not. Joey is fair game.


She seems pretty to me. And I'm an expert.


Yes you fuckin' are. With chiseled looks like yours I do not doubt it.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:18 PM


the difference is I appreciate a woman for her beauty

What Joey fails to appreciate (all his life), is that it's the exagerrated, almost caricature facial features of a woman like Scarlett which hetro men find especially and PRECISELY attractive. It's the Bardot effect. Joey's homo alignment makes him incapable of computing such revered nuances of the female form.

Joey seems to be confusing his opinions for empirical facts again. And the sun will rise....

FWIW, I prefer Jennifer Connely in her peak to ScarJo....... but the ScarJo of today wipes the floor with the Connelly of today. I liked J-Co better when she was curvy....


All of that sounds about right.

There are sane people in the world.

I don't understand this "women don't get me hard but I'm going to deny anyway the beauty of one even though the ones with the informed opinion beg to differ".

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 06:21 AM

Joey seems to be confusing his opinions for empirical facts again. And the sun will rise....


Due to his nature, Joe lacks complete empathy for what hetero men want. Of course, hetero men can see that Grace Kelly is a beautiful woman but that doesn't mean they find her sexy or a turn on. Joey looks at woman too clinical. I wonder why.

Quint is right, it's not about being perfect.


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Posted 12 April 2012 - 06:47 AM

Hmmm...a straight man can have a very clear judgement is another man is good looking or not, and even have certain preferences.

You guys are being deliberately obtuse.

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 07:02 AM

This thread is full of NBC!

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 08:41 AM

Hmmm...a straight man can have a very clear judgement is another man is good looking or not, and even have certain preferences.


You don't seem to understand what I said. Our sexual preference makes us look and judge differently. When it comes to finding women attractive, there are a lot of things that play a role and that we hetero men aren't even aware of.
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:03 AM

You seem to constantly need to stress the fact that you are straight.

interesting...

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:55 AM

No, I merely want to stress that hetero men look differently at woman than gay men. The fact that you want to turn this into something else is ... strange. My viewpoint is more or less based on biology. You, on the other hand, seem 'obsessed'. Perhaps now is a good time to come clean, Steef.


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Posted 12 April 2012 - 12:11 PM

Ok yes you are right. I can not longer live a lie.

i'm straight!

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 12:15 PM


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Posted 12 April 2012 - 12:17 PM

I knew it!
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 12:28 PM

Yes it is true, the sarcasm, the bitchy comments, the sextape of me and Stephen Fry that is circulating around the Internet.

It's all a front.

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 02:26 AM

This looks pretty excellent.



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Posted 14 April 2012 - 02:42 AM

Time travelling mindfuck including action, Gordon-Levitt and Willis? I'm all for it!

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:13 PM

it looks awful. like someone was on meth when they edited it. the end of September release date says it must not be very good.

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 11:30 PM

it looks awful. like someone was on meth when they edited it. the end of September release date says it must not be very good.


What he said. That trailer looks awful...

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 01:24 AM

Everything looks awful to you!

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:47 AM

The concept, stars, and cinematic imagery are enough to overpower any spastic trailer editing for me.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:00 AM

The concept, stars, and cinematic imagery are enough to overpower any spastic trailer editing for me.


Exactly. Thank you.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 07:05 AM

No thanks. Too much of an explosion movie for me.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:56 PM

Something about Gordon-Levitt's face in that trailer looks odd. As if his skin has been stretched, by way of either makeup or CGI. Granted, I haven't seen him in anything since Third Rock From the Sun, and I am fully aware of how much he has been in since then; I missed both GI Joe and Inception. I wonder if it's to make him look like he will grow up to be the other actor, which I'm not sure the trailer should have spoiled.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:08 PM

I wonder if it's to make him look like he will grow up to be the other actor, which I'm not sure the trailer should have spoiled.


That's the reason.





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