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Started by Jason LeBlanc, May 25 2011 10:02 PM
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 10:02 PM
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 10:12 PM
In 50 years Herrmann will be forgotten.
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Posted 26 May 2011 - 04:00 PM
Yikes
http://www.cracked.com/article_19207_the-7-most-terrifyingly-huge-things-in-history-nature.html
I still have my doubts about Amphicoelias.
Izena duen guztia omen da.
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Posted 26 May 2011 - 11:45 PM
I'd eat that crab in one sitting 
In 50 years Herrmann will be forgotten.
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Posted 28 May 2011 - 02:41 AM
Giant sperm....
"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause" - Padme Amidala
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Posted 28 May 2011 - 08:59 AM
Wow that crab creeps me out.
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1. Nightwatch/Killer By Night - Johnny Williams and Quincy Jones 2. Diamond Head/Gone with the Wave - Johnny Williams/Lalo Schifrin 3. Mass - Leonard Bernstein 4. Bernstein with the New York Philharmonic - Leonard Bernstein
1. Nightwatch/Killer By Night - Johnny Williams and Quincy Jones 2. Diamond Head/Gone with the Wave - Johnny Williams/Lalo Schifrin 3. Mass - Leonard Bernstein 4. Bernstein with the New York Philharmonic - Leonard Bernstein
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 09:12 PM
"Just saw the film. That was kind of a mixed bag.Some cool stuff, some bad stuff, some uninteresting stuff, some boring stuff" ~ BloodBoal
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 04:53 AM
Recently Purchased CDs:
1. Nightwatch/Killer By Night - Johnny Williams and Quincy Jones 2. Diamond Head/Gone with the Wave - Johnny Williams/Lalo Schifrin 3. Mass - Leonard Bernstein 4. Bernstein with the New York Philharmonic - Leonard Bernstein
1. Nightwatch/Killer By Night - Johnny Williams and Quincy Jones 2. Diamond Head/Gone with the Wave - Johnny Williams/Lalo Schifrin 3. Mass - Leonard Bernstein 4. Bernstein with the New York Philharmonic - Leonard Bernstein
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 01:16 PM
Haha, some of those were pretty funny. Those illuminated tires were pimp!
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 02:02 PM
Didn't they make a movie about the fast-draw robot? Westworld
Those TV glasses only look marginally better than the expensive 3D ones everyone buys today.
If only the person who invented the cigarette holder built for two had joined up with the fella who invented the cigarette pack holder...is there anything more romantic than getting lung cancer with the one you love, without the cooties of mouthing the same cigarette, one entire pack at a time? Makes me flustered just thinking about it.
Those TV glasses only look marginally better than the expensive 3D ones everyone buys today.
If only the person who invented the cigarette holder built for two had joined up with the fella who invented the cigarette pack holder...is there anything more romantic than getting lung cancer with the one you love, without the cooties of mouthing the same cigarette, one entire pack at a time? Makes me flustered just thinking about it.
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 08:49 PM
That's a great one, I love this one too:
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 01:44 PM
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 04:37 PM
The last line is supposed to be "took ballet"!
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 05:01 PM
No, I always learned it as "got away" as well.
Must be an east-coast/west-coast thing.
Must be an east-coast/west-coast thing.
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 05:50 PM
Definitely "got away"
"took ballet" doesn't even make sense
"took ballet" doesn't even make sense
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:35 PM
From a storytelling point of view, from a directing point of view, there is one thing I associate with what he does, which is calm. There is such an inherent calm and inherent trust of the one powerful image, that he makes me embarrassed with my own work, in terms of how many different shots, how many different sound effects, how many different things we’ll throw at an audience to make an impression. But with Kubrick, there is such a great trust of the one correct image to calmly explain something to audience. There can be some slowness to the editing. There’s nothing frenetic about it. It’s very simple. There’s a trust in simple storytelling and simple image making that actually takes massive confidence to try and emulate.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:42 PM
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Every day he was five, ten, fifteen minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
BOSS: "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job,but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."
CHARLEY: "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
BOSS: "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"
CHARLEY: "They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?'."
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 10:13 PM
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:45 AM
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Bullets don't kill. Buckets of water do.
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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Posted 11 June 2011 - 03:12 AM
I made this years ago; I don't recall it being popular. ;-)
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 05:45 PM
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 07:28 PM
Must...resist...urge...to...nit-pick...it's no use.
Simba wasn't an orphan. Scar had no reason to kill Sarabi, his mother.
Luke, of course, wasn't an orphan, but the belief that he was drove his hatred for Darth Vader.
And Frodo was an orphan until his uncle Bilbo adopted him as his legal heir, a bit of trivia left out of the movies.
Simba wasn't an orphan. Scar had no reason to kill Sarabi, his mother.
Luke, of course, wasn't an orphan, but the belief that he was drove his hatred for Darth Vader.
And Frodo was an orphan until his uncle Bilbo adopted him as his legal heir, a bit of trivia left out of the movies.
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:50 PM
No, no, I can't. That jar is full of cookies. It must be bad. I want the jar with less cookies.
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:58 PM
Ha! Excellent reference to the other thread!
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 03:32 PM
Vagina dentata?
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:45 PM
Yum!
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:49 PM
Uh-oh. You guys are gonna make Joey like Jaws just a little bit less now.
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:52 PM
Joey has an appreciation for women rarely found in other members...
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 03:25 PM
I know, I was being facetious.
@Wojo: stop being facetious.
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