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#1 Jay

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 10:02 PM

Chewbacca Bento

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 10:12 PM

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"Close Encounters to me is as good a piece of concert music as the 20th century has produced. Everybody fixates on... the Superman fanfare, or Star Wars - Main Theme, or the Raiders March. It's what happens after that, it's not the big popular hook where you go: 'My God John Williams is a genius.' Y'know it's the stuff which is maybe less hooky and less hummable, but is great art." - Hans Zimmer

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 01:53 PM

Yikes

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 04:00 PM

Yikes

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 11:45 PM

I'd eat that crab in one sitting :)
"Close Encounters to me is as good a piece of concert music as the 20th century has produced. Everybody fixates on... the Superman fanfare, or Star Wars - Main Theme, or the Raiders March. It's what happens after that, it's not the big popular hook where you go: 'My God John Williams is a genius.' Y'know it's the stuff which is maybe less hooky and less hummable, but is great art." - Hans Zimmer

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 02:41 AM

Giant sperm....
"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause" - Padme Amidala

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 08:59 AM

Wow that crab creeps me out.
Recently Purchased CDs:
1. Midway (Original Recording) - John Williams 2. Tchaikovsky: Symphonies 4-6 - Herbert Von Karajan and the Berliner Philharmonic 3. Williams: Violin and Flute Concerto - Leonard Slatkin and the London Symphony Orchestra 4. On the Town/Anchors Aweigh - Various

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 09:12 PM

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 04:53 AM

30 dumb inventions:

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1. Midway (Original Recording) - John Williams 2. Tchaikovsky: Symphonies 4-6 - Herbert Von Karajan and the Berliner Philharmonic 3. Williams: Violin and Flute Concerto - Leonard Slatkin and the London Symphony Orchestra 4. On the Town/Anchors Aweigh - Various

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 01:16 PM

Haha, some of those were pretty funny. Those illuminated tires were pimp!

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 02:02 PM

Didn't they make a movie about the fast-draw robot? Westworld

Those TV glasses only look marginally better than the expensive 3D ones everyone buys today.

If only the person who invented the cigarette holder built for two had joined up with the fella who invented the cigarette pack holder...is there anything more romantic than getting lung cancer with the one you love, without the cooties of mouthing the same cigarette, one entire pack at a time? Makes me flustered just thinking about it.

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 08:35 PM

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 08:49 PM

That's a great one, I love this one too:

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 09:19 PM

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 01:44 PM

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 04:37 PM

The last line is supposed to be "took ballet"!

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 05:01 PM

No, I always learned it as "got away" as well.

Must be an east-coast/west-coast thing.

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 05:50 PM

Definitely "got away"

"took ballet" doesn't even make sense

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 05:57 PM

There are other variants, of course.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 01:35 PM

Not as stupid as it seems.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:42 PM

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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was five, ten, fifteen minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
BOSS: "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job,but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."
CHARLEY: "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
BOSS: "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"









CHARLEY: "They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?'."
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#22 Wojo

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 10:13 PM

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:45 AM

:lol:

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:10 PM

Bullets don't kill. Buckets of water do.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 06:35 PM

Not as stupid as it seems.

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Love the ending. :lol:

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I'd watch it! :drool:

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 03:12 AM

I made this years ago; I don't recall it being popular. ;-)

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 05:45 PM

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 07:24 PM

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#29 Wojo

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 07:28 PM

Must...resist...urge...to...nit-pick...it's no use.

Simba wasn't an orphan. Scar had no reason to kill Sarabi, his mother.

Luke, of course, wasn't an orphan, but the belief that he was drove his hatred for Darth Vader.

And Frodo was an orphan until his uncle Bilbo adopted him as his legal heir, a bit of trivia left out of the movies.

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 07:34 PM

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:46 PM

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:50 PM

No, no, I can't. That jar is full of cookies. It must be bad. I want the jar with less cookies.

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:58 PM

Ha! Excellent reference to the other thread!

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 03:32 PM

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Vagina dentata?

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:45 PM

Yum!

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:49 PM

Uh-oh. You guys are gonna make Joey like Jaws just a little bit less now.

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:52 PM

Joey has an appreciation for women rarely found in other members...

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 03:25 PM

I know, I was being facetious.

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 08:18 PM

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