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#241 Blumenkohl

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Posted 13 August 2011 - 04:15 PM

13/08/2011

If you wake up hungry at 4 in the morning and decide to cook some pork sausages, for god sake dont do it naked.

My poor scrotum...


I'm not sure what happened.

I'm not sure I want to know.

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 07:09 PM

13/08/2011

If you wake up hungry at 4 in the morning and decide to cook some pork sausages, for god sake dont do it naked.

My poor scrotum...


Bake them, you numbnuts!
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#243 Stefancos

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 07:37 PM

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#244 Elmo Lewis

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:00 PM

Nonono, frying or boiling sausages in the oven is a messy and unsatisfactory way of getting them done. Put them in the oven for about 10 minutes with a spice of your choice, throw some sauce and/or garnish to the mix and you get an easy, clean and testicle-friendy snack.

Tom, who believes all snacks should be testicle-friendly.
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#245 Stefancos

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:10 PM

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:02 PM

Anything that involves a scorched scrotum is unstisfactory, yes.
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:22 PM

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:55 PM

Referring to some exotic and elaborate Namibian mating ritual? :mellow:
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:55 PM

I like my scrotums like I like my steaks -- raw.
"We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had."

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:20 PM

Frying sausages in olive oil = epic fail

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:24 PM

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:27 PM

It's a man's god-given defense mechanism to ridicule another man's genital misfortunes.

"You think they wear those tight-fitting clothes just so some other bride can say 'Gee your hips look succulent'? The good-looking ones know we're looking, they love us to be looking, and god bless 'em, they're carrying the rest of their sex!" - Al Bundy

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:30 PM

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:33 PM

What's UP?

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:44 PM


I like my scrotums like I like my steaks -- raw.


And preferably without hair...


Depends on where the meat comes from.
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:46 PM

I need a drink....

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 10:17 AM

Is there one you know of that I should know about?


Not that I'm aware of, Captain.

It's striking how many people respond when I mention my genitalia compared to a post were I write about something positive.some friends....


You could have blogged about the weather in Holland instead,and I would have responded with equal attention.

Here in Britain, we've honed weather discussion down to a fine art.


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Posted 15 August 2011 - 10:20 AM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:13 PM

We're good at complaining too.

And complaining about the weather. Double whammy.

Vrrrroooooommmmm!

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:33 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:35 PM

People who start talking about the weather don't have anything to say.
Pictures, visual images, are far better to achieve that end than any words, particularly now, when the world has lost all mystery and magic and speech has become mere chatter, empty of meaning - Andrei Tarkovsky

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:36 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:46 PM

Well, the sun is finally showing its face ...


Oh no, I fell for it! I'm talking about the weather! Nooooooooooooooo!
Pictures, visual images, are far better to achieve that end than any words, particularly now, when the world has lost all mystery and magic and speech has become mere chatter, empty of meaning - Andrei Tarkovsky

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 04:36 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 05:16 PM

No, people only talk about the weather, their job and their annoying colleagues and which holiday destination they should take. And when they ask, "how are you?", it's only to talk more about themselves.
Pictures, visual images, are far better to achieve that end than any words, particularly now, when the world has lost all mystery and magic and speech has become mere chatter, empty of meaning - Andrei Tarkovsky

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 05:27 PM

God this place is in the doldrums again.

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 05:30 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 05:49 PM

The place is just boring since the changes kicked it. Look at the Tintin/War Horse subthread section - IT'S DEAD! Those discussions didn't used to be. Look at the GARBAGE AND FUCKING USELESS reviews section: A MORGUE! The General Discussion (bread an butter of JWFan) section is on its bloody arse! I've stopped checking it - it's so dull lately.

JWFAN is failing to entertain me in the way it always has done; since the recent changes. The folk who say they like the changes are the shitty driftwood of the board, their opinions do not matter!

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 05:54 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 06:06 PM

You should be honoured that I regard your little grimy thread as beacon of hope in the dreary darkness, Cosman!

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 06:11 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 06:12 PM

Watching, smiling from afar.

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 06:24 PM


"Just saw the film. That was kind of a mixed bag.Some cool stuff, some bad stuff, some uninteresting stuff, some boring stuff" ~ BloodBoal

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 09:04 PM

The place is just boring since the changes kicked it. Look at the Tintin/War Horse subthread section - IT'S DEAD!



Yeah I have yet to actually go in there.


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Posted 15 August 2011 - 09:44 PM

Other Topics is where all the fun is at these days.

Though historically it seems Other Topics is where members go to die. You stop visiting General Discussion....you frequent Other Topics almost exclusively...

And then....

Woosh.

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 09:48 PM

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 09:50 PM

I just remember Hitch....y'know? And it hurts..

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