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One fine day Chuckster posted about a girl He couldn't have ever guessed that (Fuck Jason u spoiled it!) And that's why he likes williams as much as Goldsmith. So, then he killed Wallin/Zimmer and ate their meatballs and spagetti which tasted like three day old fish that had worms in it. For dessert, he had James Horner's fabulous danger motif playing while he Got a massage Which felt good; Happy ending good. Needing some kleenex To wipe his nose, he went And deflected his solar panels before The clouds came. Speaking of coming, "You are sick," said the masseuse and washed her hands and left John Travolta's house With his wife and his rentboy. His wife had caught John with
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A big sack full of grease and pig fat Washed down with concentrated donkey semen and a dash Of chilli sauce. Poor John had a terrible heartstroke thanks to the tanning machine he Borrowed from Cher which made him all tingly inside and sore all over his body. He poured milk all over his Nephew's dead girlfriend who was raped by Justin Bieber; Defiler of Worlds; Crusher of Dreams. Quality assurance officer - that's his dream since graduating from kindergarten school of Doom, Where he peed on the Ring Of Sauron which was destroyed By gollum and Lord Beric Dondarrion. Yet something survived from the depths of Gollum's arse; a secret darker than the darkest, blackest, black hole or coal cellar
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he ever laid his squinty eyes on. That's why That secret was... left uncovered. How it came to be a secret? A mystery that was so secretive it boggles all minds of men and new-born babies in Austin, Texas. Texan Joe said: "What about the mustard and the dandelion seeds that I just ate?" "I could not" Texan Maude answered. "And then the filthy dog shat?" was the question he could not have foreseen nor easily anticipated when Jessica entered the shadows filled auditorium and stumbled upon a pile of rubber sticks. Kevin had called her to see if she could help him out with his problem of not being able to find Skippy.
To be continued...
