BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 There are more pictures than participants! You people sicken me! -MichaelI can too make my lower lip touch to top one! See?!?! -Kendal_OzzelBruce: Look at that, Alfred! Alfred: The Dark Knight Rises indeed, sir -BloodBoalGIMME SOME SUGAR BABY! -IncanusI am still alive. I repeat, I am wearing red and I am still alive. It must be some kind of anomaly. I rep... -IncanusAND A BONUS +2 POINTS TO MARIAN SCHEDENIG FOR HIS STUNNING EFFORTS HERE!Copy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/6CcXL.jpg]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERECopy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/ph1Bq.jpg]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERECopy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/Plj4b.jpg]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERECopy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/BWCrT.jpg]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERECopy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/sLuo5.jpg]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HEREAND FINALLY....SCORES! REMEMBER, SCORES UPDATE EVERY 5 WEEKS!
Incanus 5,890 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 At the DANCING WITH THE TREKS Competition:Picard: Klingon interpretive dancing?! I could beat you even with my eyes closed Beverly! Qapla!Data: Sir, I have the room secured. This lamp is not going anywhere!Picard: Never mind the lamp Data. Take a look at this picture. I didn't know Riker could do such thing with his trombone. How does it fit in there? Impressive Number One, such agility.The awkward moment when someone farted on the bridge. Data's olfactory chip was installed at the worst possible moment.HOW DARE YOU SIR, HOW DARE YOU?!!!I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THESE PANTS ARE MC HAMMER ORIGINALS, SIGNEDAND REPLICATED FOR LOOSE FIT! CAN'T TOUCH THIS!RIKER: Hmmm this creep is groping at my boob and ass at the same time with his electro-shock hands. I am oddly affraid, aroused and disgusted at the same time. I wonder what this means?
Melange 448 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 "If you fancy the Jonas Brothers, " ~ Picard
Marian Schedenig 11,694 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 But mom, he really is fully functional.
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 4, 2012 Author Posted November 4, 2012 Wow, between Quint and BloodBoal this could be the most creative Caption Contest since Jason LeBlanc's Hitler Video!
Rachael Foley 10,162 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 "I have had enough of you and your Kid!"
Koray Savas 2,260 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 Dance with me, Lois! Dance the dance of life!
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 This thread makes me want to cut myself....
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 4, 2012 Author Posted November 4, 2012 Good riddance! Hope you bleed to death.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 Good riddance! Hope you bleed to death. Me too....
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 You are the wimp, using emoticons to soften your comments.
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 4, 2012 Author Posted November 4, 2012 No, I just care enough about you that I don't want to completely destroy your self esteem.
Quintus 6,496 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 I take it Cosman is whining like an injured fawn as usual? Someone send him a fiddle and the sheet music to Schindler's List.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 Take me of your blocked list and find out.
Muad'Dib 2,059 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 Forget it, Data. It's Chinatown. Quintus 1
Quintus 6,496 Posted November 4, 2012 Posted November 4, 2012 I am looking for a Dutchman called Stefan Cosman, he mistreated my sister. I demand that you bring him to me, NOW! hornist 1
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 4, 2012 Author Posted November 4, 2012 I am looking for a Dutchman called Stefan Cosman, he mistreated my sister. I demand that you bring him to me, NOW! Aw man. This is gonna get messy.
gkgyver 1,647 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 "Come, Beverly, calm down - I touched your boob by accident, I swear!""You must forgive me, according to my word database, the term 'son of a bitch' is a nickname to signify admiring approval between friends - did I offend you or your mother, Wesley?"
Jay 46,244 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 I am looking for a Dutchman called Stefan Cosman, he mistreated my sister. I demand that you bring him to me, NOW!
KK 3,313 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Depressed JWFanner: I know what it looks like, but I NEED THIS! Or at least that's what Blumenkohl tells me...
Koray Savas 2,260 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 How does he get his hair to shine like that?
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Posted November 5, 2012 Merry (to Picard): Don't you understand? The enemy thinks you have the Ring. He's going to be looking for you, Pip. They have to get you out of here.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 I am looking for a Dutchman called Stefan Cosman, he mistreated my sister. I demand that you bring him to me, NOW!Genuinely funny, but Jason.... If you can't take jokes like that, you should not be making them yourself......
Melange 448 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 "Are you seriously trying to pass your Ready Brek glow off as some kind of threat?" ~ Picard.I'd better explain that one as it is possible that won't make any sense outside of Britain. hornist 1
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Unfortunately, when Geordi asks Data to finish his "woman from Venus" joke, Beverly overhears. Beverly is not amused, but poor Wesley doesn't even get it.As bad as "The Naked Now" actually was, the rejected episode of Jean-Luc and Beverly dancing for forty minutes while Data scrambles to cure the Tsiolkovsky virus was much, much worse."I demand to know who thought a Star Trek-Roots crossover was a good idea!"
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Posted November 5, 2012 I am looking for a Dutchman called Stefan Cosman, he mistreated my sister. I demand that you bring him to me, NOW! Genuinely funny, but Jason.... If you can't take jokes like that, you should not be making them yourself......Well to be fair, Steefypooh, Quint made the joke.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 True, but he is an insensitive cunt. So he won't give a shit.
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Grey Man: I'll take his katra! I'll do it, man, if you don't lighten up! Back off now!
Jay 46,244 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Director: So we're gonna replace the blue screen with this really cool 3D moving plant effect the guys in the shop cooked up.... really give the scene a sense of depth and scope. Hopefully it will take the focus away from this horrible dancing!
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Captain Blumenkohl: To be fair, Stefancos, Steef, Mr Cosman or Stefan, Quint made the joke.Dutchman: True, but he is an insensitive c*nt. So he won't give a shit.Commander LeBlanc: It burns, it burns!
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Wojo.I'lll except Stefancos, Steef, Mr Cosman or Stefan. Nothing else.This is your only warning.
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 You'll "except?" I'm glad.There you go. Koray Savas 1
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Go fuck yourself, Moderator!
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Will Dixon Hill find the super-glue solvent in time? Or is the person holding the Clue card with "Data / lamp / office" going to be our big winner? Tune in next week for the exciting season finale to Barclay's Masterpiece Theater!"
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Posted November 5, 2012 Go fuck yourself, Moderator!That was uncalled for!
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,386 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 possibly, but it feels soooo good
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Beverly: Data! That was uncalled for!Data: Possibly, but it feels soooo good #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 1
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Posted November 5, 2012 Wojo, desperate to retain his sizeable lead grabs on to anything and everything in the room and turns them into captions. "A lamp, sir! Surely we can use this to caption that photo you are looking at?" I kid I kid. That last one was pretty good. Wojo 1
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 5, 2012 Posted November 5, 2012 Then the shenanigans of today have not been without their useful and most deserved reward. My work here is finished. Until next week.
Wojo 2,458 Posted November 6, 2012 Posted November 6, 2012 Wimp!Au contraire, mon Capitán! He's back!Lutan: Expect the dreaded blackface avatar soon!Tasha: NOOOOO!
Marian Schedenig 11,694 Posted November 6, 2012 Posted November 6, 2012 Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.
BLUMENKOHL 1,110 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Posted November 7, 2012 I expect more entertainment from this thread while bored to death by US election coverage!
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