i only faked my suicied! I had smuggled an xbox on board the plane (which is what caused it to crash) I then hid it from sight under a small volcano. Then, just when noone was looking, I broke out my greatest weapon of all. Weighing in at 460 lbs: the xbox controller, and hurled it at anyone whom I saw fit, imediatly crushing them on the spot. Then, combined with the cupholder that pops out of the xbox top, I managed to convince a group of rabid land squirrels that I was a god sent to them from a far. They imediatly bowed down and worshiped