And yet you are here.King Mark is in deep denial. At night, when his neighbours have gone to sleep, he unplugs his phone and shuts down his cell phone for fear of being heard, opens the double wall on his bookshelf where he keeps his dark secret, all three LotR CR, puts Return of the King into his stereo, turns the volume to a minimum, sits in front of his speakers to the stirring brass in The Siege Of Gondor, muttering in tears "I just love it".