BLUMENKOHL

Somewhere out there Joe is smiling.  He got all the old-timer JWFans back here to discuss how the Germanic peoples refer to cruciferous vegetables. 

Beautifully put, last line of your post gave me the goosebumps! You're right. Once the music shifts from the woe-is-me Shinzon theme to the more soaring romantic bridge, that's Goldsmith's Picard theme. The segment (without the woe-is-me Shinzon theme breaking it up) would be right at home in Chateau Picard, with Picard tasting his grapes by day then looking up at the stars by night and dreaming like the explorer that he is!  
 
It's a fitting, delicate, lush theme for Picard who is the latest (and hopefully not the last) in a long line of heroic, learned, and civilized men dreamed up during a civilization's golden age (post-Soviet but pre-9/11 USA in this case). Contrast with the post-golden age flawed gloomy heroes and their simplistic, brutish themes *cough* Batman *cough*!

Theme from Hook. Followed by Across the Stars. 

It’s what Joe would have wanted. 

Creator. All my life. 
 
 

Beautifully put, last line of your post gave me the goosebumps! You're right. Once the music shifts from the woe-is-me Shinzon theme to the more soaring romantic bridge, that's Goldsmith's Picard theme. The segment (without the woe-is-me Shinzon theme breaking it up) would be right at home in Chateau Picard, with Picard tasting his grapes by day then looking up at the stars by night and dreaming like the explorer that he is!  
 
It's a fitting, delicate, lush theme for Picard who is the latest (and hopefully not the last) in a long line of heroic, learned, and civilized men dreamed up during a civilization's golden age (post-Soviet but pre-9/11 USA in this case). Contrast with the post-golden age flawed gloomy heroes and their simplistic, brutish themes *cough* Batman *cough*!

This is disrespectful Jay. A pillar of the community has dropped dead. Let's focus on what's important. 

At this rate you'll want to honor the man by blasting Theme from Hook at the funeral. 

This is disrespectful Jay. A pillar of the community has dropped dead. Let's focus on what's important. 

At this rate you'll want to honor the man by blasting Theme from Hook at the funeral. 

Good morning.
 
I woke up to a message from Joe's sister. He has died unexpectedly.
 
Joe is one of the longest standing members of JWFan. Joining, i assume, in 1999 or 2000.
 
We became friends and remained friends.
 
Joe always claimed that when John Williams dies God would thank him personally for E.T.
 
A score i will listen too a lot this weekend. 
 
He is survived by his husband, and 2 Boston Terriers.
 
Stefan Cosman 

Beautifully put, last line of your post gave me the goosebumps! You're right. Once the music shifts from the woe-is-me Shinzon theme to the more soaring romantic bridge, that's Goldsmith's Picard theme. The segment (without the woe-is-me Shinzon theme breaking it up) would be right at home in Chateau Picard, with Picard tasting his grapes by day then looking up at the stars by night and dreaming like the explorer that he is!  
 
It's a fitting, delicate, lush theme for Picard who is the latest (and hopefully not the last) in a long line of heroic, learned, and civilized men dreamed up during a civilization's golden age (post-Soviet but pre-9/11 USA in this case). Contrast with the post-golden age flawed gloomy heroes and their simplistic, brutish themes *cough* Batman *cough*!

Thank you for your insightful post, Blumenkohl! Initially, I shared some of your original feelings toward the score. 
 
I was disappointed by the reuse of the Quest theme from Star Trek V. I lamented the lack of a theme for the Romulans (I love Ron Jones's Romulan theme from TNG). And I didn't understand the new material in "A New Ending." It seemed like it came out of nowhere! 
 
Of the Goldsmith Star Trek scores, Nemesis was the one I most wished Goldsmith could have a "do-over". Years later, it still is, but I have come to appreciate the Nemesis score more.
 
Regarding the music for the end credits:
I think what comes after the initial restatement of Shinzon's theme (beginning at 3:35) is the closest thing we'll ever have to a Goldsmith Picard theme. I interpret this development of Shinzon's theme to symbolize the noble Shinzon that could have been had he lived a life more like Picard's. This is the musical manifestation of a Shinzon who lived up to his potential to be moral and just--a clone of Picard not just in genetics but also in upbringing and demeanor. Basically, this is a Shinzon who " grew up" to be Picard. 
 
Shinzon: "Look in the mirror, and see yourself." 
Picard: "Shinzon, I am mirror for you as well."
 
That music from "A New Ending" is Shinzon looking in the mirror and seeing Picard. 

So, if you listen to "Battle of Syracuse" from the new Indy Movie and then listen to "Attack Pattern" you'll find something very similar. 

Shinzon's Theme in "A New Ending" is just chef's kiss perfection. I think John Williams is the last man standing who can write sweeping orchestra in that style. 
 
I used to be weirded out by the slow tempo of the TMP march in that track. Now the normal one feels too fast. Must be my old creaky bones! The old dying composer is slowing it down so he can savor his creation for an extra few seconds, one last time. 
 
If only we could do that with real time! 

Star Trek Nemesis is a score about a man who is facing his mortality too soon and at the hands of a terrible disease. Except, the man who is dying isn't Shinzon. It's Jerry Goldsmith.

I never appreciated Nemesis until just a few years ago. When it first came out, I hated it. It was strange. It felt like familiar Goldsmith, maybe too familiar, but distorted. As though the man's style had been taken and put through a twisted fun house mirror and sprinkled with rage. It was, and I would venture to say, is, a tough score to love. Something just isn't right, and to be honest I can't quite place it. Maybe it's the theme? It's off-putting. It straddles this strange border between melancholy and menacing. When I listen to the music I'm left in a hollow, empty, depressing mood. And unlike depressing scores like Schindler's List, there is not much innate beauty to the music itself. The whole score, like its main theme is in a profoundly uncomfortable place: sorrow and rage. And the struggle between the two is never resolved. No dramatic resolution of the two ideas into something beautiful, something more is made.

It takes two disconcerting forms of human emotion and presents them as is. Raw.

Maybe that's why it's such an upsetting score. Maybe that's why it feels half-baked.

It's no wonder why I once thought this was a dud. I thought Jerry dropped the ball. He made a mistake. He made poor decisions. He fucked up, and we got an ugly, raw score that turned me and a lot of people off. Or maybe, maybe he just ran out of time? Maybe his heart wasn't in it anymore?

Well, the highs and lows of twelve years of life since, a dash of hindsight, and the application of probability theories have all made me realize: I just wasn't getting it back then.

It's simply unlikely that an artist, one like Goldsmith, with such an incredible track record, who still continued to write music well into his final days, would suddenly be uninspired, or make a mistake, or drop the ball.

Instead, I realize now that every corner of this score was crafted with a very clear direction and purpose. And it was crafted by a man who had entered the frightening world of cancer. A world, where upon entry, people all-but merge with the technology and medicine that will preserve their lives. A world where people are poked and prodded to add months, weeks, month, or even days to their life. A world where they face their mortality every moment of every day. A world where they face their helplessly watching loved ones. A world where you're not sure if you have two more years or two more months.

I can't imagine what it must have been like for a person in that world to watch and score a film like Nemesis, or a character like Shinzon. Or the breaking of the family. Loss. Moving on. The blood work. The rage.

"Look in the mirror, see yourself."

Indeed.

When you let all that sink in, and you listen to a track like "Full Reverse," with its angry, raw, orchestral power, your mental imagery is no longer of CGI ships pulling away, but of a great artist expressing his own raw anger and his ordeal through the most personal of ways he knows: the notes written on a page.

When you listen to a track like "Repairs" you begin to wonder if the track isn't perhaps the musical narrative of a day in the life of an ill Jerry Goldsmith. Distant warmness, cold technological...almost...medical synthesizers. Nauseating distorted electronics.

It all of a sudden makes sense why the snare drums at the beginning of "Attack Pattern" sound like they are about to be ripped apart from the fury with which they are being struck.

I honestly cannot think of a Jerry Goldsmith score that has as aggressive, direct, and raw a performance and writing as this. It gets downright ugly.

What we have in Nemesis is a personal work of art. It is a glimpse into a world that few of us want to catch sight of. A window into the life of a composer in a profoundly difficult time.

The dark score doesn't fit Star Trek like a glove. It's too depressing for the Star Trek universe. But Jerry gave us over three hundred scores where he lifted films from hideousness to tolerability, and from goodness to greatness. Surely then, the man deserves just one film where the score is more an expression of himself than the universe of the movie?

Blume Score: 89%

After seeing this movie and listening to the score a couple of times, I will guarantee that this score is one of those that people will look back on and wonder why they loved it so much in 2015.
Musically, there is nothing being said here that hasn't been said before. It's effectively Michael Giacchino meets Danny Elfman (that general cartoony sound) and roped together with Lalo Schifrin, but with some monster orchestrations that Giacchino and Elfman have never been able to attain.
Now all that said, the orchestrators and recording engineers and mixers have absolutely kicked ass. Serious ass. This may be one of the best recorded soundtracks ever. I haven't enjoyed an orchestral recording this much since Bruce Botnick more or less retired.
Music: 6/10
Recording: 100/10

I dig it. You should go after your haters. Aggressively.

Not to be a pessimistic ass hole.
But I don't see John making it to the new films.

Who?

I'll have a separate rules for good sex, but for now: 
 
Solo Sex: 3.0/10
Duo Sex: 9.5/10
Trio Sex: 9.0/10
Quartet Sex: 6.0/10
Quintet Sex: 5.5/10
Sextet Sex: 5.0/10
...
120-Person ("Full Symphony") + 200-person "Full Choir" Sex: 9.6/10
 

I prefer solo shower sex. 

Aww. Just the one? 🥺

Good rules.  There's so many of them, I won't remember them all, but that's clearly not the point.
 
Rule 26 may be the most important.  Perhaps it should be in bold.
 
because... well, these are really suggestions instead of rules.  But the best thing is you're reminding us to savor instead of just consume.  So I'm happy to say I made some time to listen last evening after reading the rules through twice.
 
Trouble is, I do get sleepy sometimes when I listen in my comfortable chair.  And I don't do caffeine in the evening.

No shower sex?
 
Ok, I agree.

Listen to good music again and again. Truly good music will only get better with repeated listens.  Don't listen to music all the time, you'll go numb.  Don't listen to good music while doing other things. Listen to it when you can really listen to it.  Don't listen to dark music on sunny days and don't listen to cheery music on rainy days. Heighten the experience by matching music to the weather. It'll take you to another level.  Listen to pre-17th century music from time to time, there's something magical there.  Fuhget about sound quality, sometimes the best recordings really are the older recordings with the terrible fidelity.  The rainier the weather, the older the music you need to listen to.  Save the pop, electronic, and new-fangled stuff for when you want to listen to music and do other stuff (work, exercise, etc.)  "Turn-down" music at home is awesome before bed. Find something relaxing, set a low volume, turn off the screens and enjoy.  For the ultimate listening experience: wait till night, preferably a little before you get tired. Grab your best headphones, turn out the lights, close your eyes, lie down and listen to one album of your choice. No rewind, no fast forward, just listen.  A glass of red wine before hand heightens the experience.  Don't get too analytical listening to the music. You'll ruin music for yourself.  Quietly humming along to music (especially the basses/lower end instruments) heightens your "feel" for the music.  Never listen to music before having a serious listening session. Let the silence drive you mad with anticipation. Nothing tastes as good as water after being in the desert, and no music sounds as good as what you listen to after abstaining.  Decently performed live music  > amazingly performed recording.  Angry music will make you angry, dark music will make you dark, and optimistic music will make you optimistic.  Own a musical instrument of some kind, and fiddle around with it from time to time.  Older music is better for the soul: there is an optimism, even in its darkest moments, that propels you in your life. Newer music is too real for its own good.  Take your streaming playlists, shuffle mode, etc. and flush them down the internet toilet.  Make a deliberate choice about what music you listen to and why, however broad or specific your goal, don't let some playlist make that choice for you.  Don't carry around more than a dozen albums.  One album listened to intensely for a week is better than 12 albums hopping from album to album and with half your attention.  If you really need to work and listen to music, loop a single track until you're done. That way you don't lose the zone.  Do not let music become your proxy for feeling emotions. Real experiences > music.  Good speakers will always beat the best headphones. Music hits different when it’s propagating through the room.  There’s music you can listen to with other people, and there’s music that will deflate and go flaccid when someone else is in the room with you.  Don’t be a computer with the rules, bend and break to your heart’s content but if you take nothing else away: temper your musical consumption and you will enjoy the fewer moments of deliberate music listening a lot more.  If you want to heighten your experience of music, a cup of coffee or strong tea about 15 minutes before will do the trick.  Let the music flow, don’t keep pressing the rewind button on your favorite part…trust me on this.  While listening to something you’ve listened to a million times, scan the spectrum. Pay attention to just the low end. Or the mids. Or the highs. See if you hear something you never noticed before.  Music + sex only work if you can keep physical rhythm. But even so, eventually the music and the rhythm you want will be mismatched. Like shower sex, best to avoid it. More glamorous than it sounds. 

Listen to good music again and again. Truly good music will only get better with repeated listens.  Don't listen to music all the time, you'll go numb.  Don't listen to good music while doing other things. Listen to it when you can really listen to it.  Don't listen to dark music on sunny days and don't listen to cheery music on rainy days. Heighten the experience by matching music to the weather. It'll take you to another level.  Listen to pre-17th century music from time to time, there's something magical there.  Fuhget about sound quality, sometimes the best recordings really are the older recordings with the terrible fidelity.  The rainier the weather, the older the music you need to listen to.  Save the pop, electronic, and new-fangled stuff for when you want to listen to music and do other stuff (work, exercise, etc.)  "Turn-down" music at home is awesome before bed. Find something relaxing, set a low volume, turn off the screens and enjoy.  For the ultimate listening experience: wait till night, preferably a little before you get tired. Grab your best headphones, turn out the lights, close your eyes, lie down and listen to one album of your choice. No rewind, no fast forward, just listen.  A glass of red wine before hand heightens the experience.  Don't get too analytical listening to the music. You'll ruin music for yourself.  Quietly humming along to music (especially the basses/lower end instruments) heightens your "feel" for the music.  Never listen to music before having a serious listening session. Let the silence drive you mad with anticipation. Nothing tastes as good as water after being in the desert, and no music sounds as good as what you listen to after abstaining.  Decently performed live music  > amazingly performed recording.  Angry music will make you angry, dark music will make you dark, and optimistic music will make you optimistic.  Own a musical instrument of some kind, and fiddle around with it from time to time.  Older music is better for the soul: there is an optimism, even in its darkest moments, that propels you in your life. Newer music is too real for its own good.  Take your streaming playlists, shuffle mode, etc. and flush them down the internet toilet.  Make a deliberate choice about what music you listen to and why, however broad or specific your goal, don't let some playlist make that choice for you.  Don't carry around more than a dozen albums.  One album listened to intensely for a week is better than 12 albums hopping from album to album and with half your attention.  If you really need to work and listen to music, loop a single track until you're done. That way you don't lose the zone.  Do not let music become your proxy for feeling emotions. Real experiences > music.  Good speakers will always beat the best headphones. Music hits different when it’s propagating through the room.  There’s music you can listen to with other people, and there’s music that will deflate and go flaccid when someone else is in the room with you.  Don’t be a computer with the rules, bend and break to your heart’s content but if you take nothing else away: temper your musical consumption and you will enjoy the fewer moments of deliberate music listening a lot more.  If you want to heighten your experience of music, a cup of coffee or strong tea about 15 minutes before will do the trick.  Let the music flow, don’t keep pressing the rewind button on your favorite part…trust me on this.  While listening to something you’ve listened to a million times, scan the spectrum. Pay attention to just the low end. Or the mids. Or the highs. See if you hear something you never noticed before.  Music + sex only work if you can keep physical rhythm. But even so, eventually the music and the rhythm you want will be mismatched. Like shower sex, best to avoid it. More glamorous than it sounds. 

Rule 27 essentially describes any "favorite short musical moments" posts I've ever made here.