Bespin Copilot

Great film!
 
Sophia Lillis will have a great career I think

Just to clarify a thing, the phone has not rung yet.

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I made me want a peach.

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

I, the undersigned, ____________________________, hereby acknowledge that I have failed to listen to any John Williams music for a period exceeding six consecutive months.
 
I understand that this prolonged abstinence constitutes a severe violation of Article 1, Section 1 of the JWFan.com Honor Code, which states that “no member shall go more than six months without listening to at least one John Williams work.”
 
Accordingly, I declare the following:
I acknowledge my fault — and accept that my fan status is now classified as “inactive,” possibly “deficient.”
I resign from JWFan.com — effective immediately, with no right of appeal before the Council of Mods.
I commit to leaving the premises — quietly, without humming the Superman theme, since I clearly haven’t listened to it recently.
I understand that any future reinstatement will require:
A complete, uninterrupted listening of E.T. The Extra‑Terrestrial (the expanded program).
A public confession stating: “Forgive me, Maestro.”
Proof of purchase of at least one box set I already owned in three different editions.
  Signature: ____________________________

It's all just Western colonial orchestral junk for Western nerds. The rest of society hates it anyway.