Sweeping Strings

What did the Doctor say to his companion as she ran into a supermarket? 

'Wait, Rose'. 

Thang yew, thang yew. I'm here all week, try the chicken-in-a-basket. 

Another smattering of Bond, I think. 

'When do you sleep, 007?' 

'Never on the firm's time, Sir.' 

'What sharp little eyes you've got.'

'Wait 'til you get to my teeth.'

'I'm Plenty.' 

'But of course you are.' 

'Plenty O'Toole.'

'Named after your father, perhaps'. 

'It's just a hat belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken.' 

'You couldn't. You wouldn't. Not after what we've just done.'

'Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you BEFORE.' 

'I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak, or forever hold your piece.' 

'Have you broken anything?' 

'Only my tailor's heart.'   

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.' 

'That's putting it mildly, 007.' 

Another smattering of Bond, I think. 

'When do you sleep, 007?' 

'Never on the firm's time, Sir.' 

'What sharp little eyes you've got.'

'Wait 'til you get to my teeth.'

'I'm Plenty.' 

'But of course you are.' 

'Plenty O'Toole.'

'Named after your father, perhaps'. 

'It's just a hat belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken.' 

'You couldn't. You wouldn't. Not after what we've just done.'

'Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you BEFORE.' 

'I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak, or forever hold your piece.' 

'Have you broken anything?' 

'Only my tailor's heart.'   

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.' 

'That's putting it mildly, 007.' 

"Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy." 
 
"Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy." 

Given your avvy, waiting until the third page to post this shows admirable restraint JTN. 

 
'Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.'

'Intent? How did you establish that?'

'When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.'

Given your avvy, waiting until the third page to post this shows admirable restraint JTN. 

 
'Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.'

'Intent? How did you establish that?'

'When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.'

Given your avvy, waiting until the third page to post this shows admirable restraint JTN. 

 
'Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.'

'Intent? How did you establish that?'

'When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.'

'That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost'. 

'That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost'. 

'That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost'. 

"DON'T! You'll blow the gas tanks!"
 
"I am timing you."
 
"I had to ventilate someone."
 
"She tasted like... like strawberries."
 
"Don't touch that! It's my lunch."
 
"They say 'The pen is mightier than the sword'."
"Thanks to me, they were right." 
 

My kid is studying abroad in Madrid.  I gave her the task of locating the store that sells these and obtaining one for her Old Man.
 
I shit you not.

I appreciate that life moves fast these days ... but Bes posting about Wonka in the 'Older Films' thread when its cinema release was in DECEMBER gives me pause, lol. 

'Come out with your hands above your heads!' 

'How original.'

'I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur ... a relic of the Cold War' 

'Point taken.' 

'How well do you know Russia, Mr Bond?' 

'I used to drop in occasionally ... shoot in and out.' 

'How can you be like this? How can you be so cold?' 

'It's what keeps me alive.' 

'For England, James?' 

'No ... for me.' 

'It's not the years, it's the roughage'. 

'Come out with your hands above your heads!' 

'How original.'

'I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur ... a relic of the Cold War' 

'Point taken.' 

'How well do you know Russia, Mr Bond?' 

'I used to drop in occasionally ... shoot in and out.' 

'How can you be like this? How can you be so cold?' 

'It's what keeps me alive.' 

'For England, James?' 

'No ... for me.' 

'It's not the years, it's the roughage'. 

'It's not the years, it's the roughage'. 

'Come out with your hands above your heads!' 

'How original.'

'I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur ... a relic of the Cold War' 

'Point taken.' 

'How well do you know Russia, Mr Bond?' 

'I used to drop in occasionally ... shoot in and out.' 

'How can you be like this? How can you be so cold?' 

'It's what keeps me alive.' 

'For England, James?' 

'No ... for me.' 

"Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"

'This channel is reserved for emergencies, sir'.

'No shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a fuckin' PIZZA?!?' 

'Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig can
Can he swing on a web?
No he can't, he's a pig'.

'Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig can
Can he swing on a web?
No he can't, he's a pig'.

'Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?' 

'No. Have you?' 

Not forgetting those icky flesh-eating beetles. The ropey CGI in this has hopefully prepared you for the absolute STATE of the Scorpion King in Returns, lol.