Naïve Old Fart

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE TFFKADRP2

"'All you need is love'. John Lennon said that. Smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad."

They're picking gnat shit out of pepper. Who gives a fuck what they think.

My favourite is THE TOWERING INFERNO, followed closely by EARTHQUAKE. Whatever one says about the film, some of the shots in ST:TMP, are jaw-droppingly beautiful.

"No! Stay!" "Sheet" "If you go there, you are crossing over to a place where there is no mercy" "Visionaries. Psychiatric wards are full of them" "No, I think I'll call you 'C'... C" "Now we know what 'C' stands for... 'careless'"

"John, and Jerry. You know, you don't look anything like your pictures."

"Will you get out of here? Will you get out of here? Will you? I'm trying to run an office, here. Go to lunch. Just go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?!"

See? See?! None of this 'Escape/Chase/Saying Goodbye' malarkey.

Don't forget PIRATES

"Define interesting." "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die."

Yes, Sweep, you're a sexist misogynist dinosaur, a relic of the cold war, and long may it continue Some things you reinvent. Some things you just don't fuck with. Bond is the latter.

EL CID is brilliant, and the recording is top notch.

Oi, Steve! Are these the people you said should write Schindler's List? 'Cause guess what?

"I thought we'd have a bit of a sit down." "I prefer a bit of a piss off."

If I don't want to see a rebooted Star Trek, with Uhura played by a white man, does that make me a sexist, misogynist dinosaur?

"Miss Tessmacher, when I was six years old, my father said to me -" "Get out!" "Ha ha ha ha. Before that, he said: 'Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, people are no damn good, but they will always need land, and they will pay through the nose to get it. Remember', my father said, 'land'".

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE THIS, ANYMORE!"

"Jack, maybe we can cut a deal?" "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me... Joker, and, as you can see, I'm a lot happier."

Have you tried to contact Sibelius, by WhatsApp?

If I say: "I don't want to see a black woman play James Bond", does that make me a sexist, misogynist dinosaur?

'The Pony Ride'? 'The Seduction Of Suki'? 'In Search Of Unicorns'? This is going to be a very tasty morsel, Indeed.

RT likes it, but it made about two shillings thrupence ha'penny at the box office.

"We're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up, on 12." "That's gotta be some cockroach." "Bite your head off, man."

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

Good score, lousy film.