Unlucky Bastard

It was so weird how it felt so sombre and self-important. Years ago, the show's monotony was broken up with skits, but nah, can't make fun of ourselves anymore.

That's exactly the mentality that went into this album and I'm glad it didn't persist in film score OSTs. For AVPR, it seems like a product of its time when they had those listening stations at Borders where they selected about a dozen albums as demos for prospective customers and an album producer was aware of the mentality that people would only skip through the first few tracks and move on to the next album, so they had to make an impact in tracks 1-4.

Dolls on the loose again.

That album needs a do-over. There are some very strong Silvestri/Horner-pastiche moments and setpieces in AVPR, but the album is so front-loaded that it exhausts itself within its first 15 minutes and after that it just meanders into atmospherics and dissonance and abruptly ends. Phenomenally incompetent album production. Oh, and it's brickwalled to shit. What a waste.

https://entertainment.theonion.com/does-this-help-says-panicking-academy-president-hold-1846766284

Never heard of him until yesterday.

They might as well cancel this movie and admit they waited too long. This is elder abuse.

It still is 2002.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-surprised-learn-oscars-happened-last-night

I was just about to hit play until I saw its crappy IMDb rating. So I watched Queen's Game instead.

No he's not allowed

I taped the show today. Well... that was the worst Oscars show I've ever fast-forwarded through. Absolutely pathetic.

Aww her old girl carked it. I was just starting to like her.

You should watch more movies.

Doesn't matter if your joints are shit.

Gen-Zs would see the name Steven Spielberg and be like "who?"

Fart Wars

A true film score fan loves every film score, no matter how shitty it is.

No-one cares how many popularity contests ya won

https://entertainment.theonion.com/oscar-attendees-flee-as-actors-featured-during-in-memor-1846703461

Dum-dum!

Wtf

That's what happens to the better ones.

Back then you could get a rear projection TV if you wanted bigger.