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Everything posted by Hitch

  1. In years to come my quaint little television box will be this big
  2. Spy Hard. The best Bond song never written! Even Bill Conti is having a great time parodying John Barry.
  3. Hitch

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    Alma's boobs have finally started to firm up. It only took her since March to get that bicycle pump to work.
  4. Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy night!
  5. Good evening. My poor long suffering wife Alma concocted up a "delightful" meal to me tonight. Peanut hummus with fruit and veg sticks. It had the same colour and consistency of Geoffrey and Stanley's poop I shit you not! Even they cocked their own noses up at it. I simply have to stop feeding them foie gras under the table!
  6. Tell me about it. Alma fingered me last night with her wonky pinkie and now I've to isolate for 6 weeks!!! The durty bitch!
  7. The Irish will be next on the list: Chief O'Hara, Tommy & Nicole in Far & Away, Jenette Goldstein as the Irish immigrant mother in Titanic, Colin Farrell as the new Penguin...the list is endless....begorrah!
  8. Got my discs this morning. I've never been happier
  9. Letting everyone know that I am in rude good health and resting comfortably in the panic room of my Bel-Air mansion.
  10. Well I for one will look forward to Johnny's new Violin Concerto.
  11. There's as much chance of getting Kate Bush than there is of Barbara Broccoli hiring John Williams!
  12. He'll probably get The Buggles to re-unite for the theme song
  13. Such tragic news to hear this first thing this morning from Stefancos. So thanks Steef for that heartache. Today is the day that cinema has truly ended. Now is the time to die. Go back to playing your banjo, Zimmer!!!
  14. They send shit out to customers now? Do you know if it's top-grade shit as I'd love to get some? Alma's been on my house about trying to get good shit for her roses!
  15. Seriously yes...I actually yawned trying to get through your reply.
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