JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Jerry Goldsmith, the one of the greatest film composers of all time is actually alive.Remembered for such great scores as Inchon, Not Without My Daughter, and Coma, he was recently spotted, drinking an actual cup of plain coffee at a local Starbucks. Here are some excerpts from my interview.JG: Can you believe they charge 6 bucks for a plains cup of coffee, what a bunch of asses.INT: Actually I've never drank coffee, but it does seem high!JG: You ever get high, when I had cancer I smoked some medical maryjane, thats some good shit.INT: No, never did that.JG: Really, you should try it, I sold my ponytail to some freaky Hollander, for some really good stuff. You know that whole nation is a bunch of chemmed up assholes..INT: NO, didn't know that.JG: Yeah but they know their stuff, when a baby is born, they slam it with drugs, just to start them off right.INT: Jerry are you ok???JG: Yeah Im fine, just really buzzed.INT: Well then can you tell my how your alive?JG: Besides the drugs, I listened to Johnny Williams' ET score, you know the early cd version, it cured me!INT: You're joking, tell me you're joking.JG: Fine, OK, I'm joking, but I'm not. It heals all.INT: OK then, so why are you here and not scoring movies.JG: Hey, Im an old man, entitled to a little piece and relaxation, OH Man, did you see that chick, I'd like a piece of that.INT: So you're not with you wife anymore?JG: Of course I am, but hey, a man's got needs.INT: I understand Jerry. So, you arn't scoring any films anymoreJG: The only thing Im scoring these days is women. I got out of the business. Do you know how much those films score fans are in need of a life. What a bunch of fucking assholes. Half of them are fat slobs who wont ever get a woman to **** their ***** because there are too many rolls of fat in the way, the female fans thankfully will never procreate because nature abhors ugly. The rest of them wear thick coke bottle glasses and pocket protectors. That wont help them get sex.INt: ohhhhhhhK, so Jerry what do you think about the film composers stepping up to take your place.JG: I don't listen to film music, don't care about film music, don't want to talk about film music, Hey sweat thing, come sit on Jerry's........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Did the interviewer ask him about the possibility of releasing a complete score to I.Q.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 JG: Really, you should try it, I sold my ponytail to some freaky Hollander, for some really good stuff. I assume there's a new centerpiece on Steef's mantle now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Could have been any Dutchie, who don't you ask Marc or Roald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 They just don't strike me as Goldsmith-obsessed enough. Somehow you do. Can't imagine why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 JG: The only thing Im scoring these days is women. I got out of the business. Do you know how much those films score fans are in need of a life. What a bunch of fucking assholes. Half of them are fat slobs who wont ever get a woman to **** their ***** because there are too many rolls of fat in the way, the female fans thankfully will never procreate because nature abhors ugly. The rest of them wear thick coke bottle glasses and pocket protectors. That wont help them get sex.While I've put on some weight and wear glasses my wife can certainly reach what she wants with no problem.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 well I suppose it could have been marc, yeah right, and Roald, well he's too whooped, as in .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 While I've put on some weight and wear glasses my wife can certainly reach what she wants with no problem.... She must be a very determined women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Yes she is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 JG: The only thing Im scoring these days is women. I got out of the business. Do you know how much those films score fans are in need of a life. What a bunch of fucking assholes. Half of them are fat slobs who wont ever get a woman to **** their ***** because there are too many rolls of fat in the way, the female fans thankfully will never procreate because nature abhors ugly. The rest of them wear thick coke bottle glasses and pocket protectors. That wont help them get sex.While I've put on some weight and wear glasses my wife can certainly reach what she wants with no problem.... but the question is can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 With a wife like that, why would he need to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I can still see everything when I look straight down. When I can't then I'll start to get concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I see I'm not the only one who checks that every morning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 All men should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 if I do the leaning tower of pisa, I can see it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Have some shortcomings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Size matters not, look at me. judge me by my size do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,206 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 are fat slobs who wont ever get a woman to **** their ***** because there are too many rolls of fat in the way,***Sensored***Hornist , at 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My eyes!!!!! I can't see..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Have some shortcomings? actually size isn't a problem, ask David looks it the Lady in the Water from M. Night's last film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 A question of diameter then?Hornist , at 40You look like a younger Rutger Hauer.Suddely this MB has changed into a cheap direct-to-video film called Maximum Attack II- Omega Countdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 are fat slobs who wont ever get a woman to **** their ***** because there are too many rolls of fat in the way,Hornist , at 40Daniel Craig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hornist , at 40You look like a younger Rutger Hauer.Suddely this MB has changed into a cheap direct-to-video film called Maximum Attack II- Omega CountdownOr Blade Runner II: The Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,206 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 actually size isn't a problemActually the water was pretty cold that day!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I bet that's what Ken tells Barbie a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrygollay 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I cryied a lot in the front of his tombstone , I don't think this post is very ...So...How to say ? Delicate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Rubbish.If you can't deal with JoeinAr's sense of humor, you have no bussiness being on this forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrygollay 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Rubbish.If you can't deal with JoeinAr's sense of humor, you have no bussiness being on this forum!May Jerry Goldsmith rest in Peace ? Thanks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 What does that have to do with anything?Jerry is dead, nothing we do or say can harm him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I cryied a lot in the front of his tombstone , I don't think this post is very ...So...How to say ? Delicate...There were several of us here who emotionally struck by his passing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 I cryied a lot in the front of his tombstone , I don't think this post is very ...So...How to say ? Delicate...I guess you didn't understand the tombstone is a sham designed to keep nutt case film score geeks like all of us away.Except for Stefan of course, who is Jerry's close and personal friend, some day they hope to meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 You're giving out too much info Joe, he's really gonna be pissed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 You're giving out too much info Joe, he's really gonna be pissed now.like he's not renowned for that famous temper of his. btw, you should see his new ponytail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 New ponytail?It's mine....my own....my precioussssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,206 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I need to apologize my picture here in this thread. Somebody might find it too daringhere , with all that nudity.But it was April Fool's day and everybody seemed to be very...fool...So , I tried to take it away but there was some quote's I can't touch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genius_Gone_Insane 5 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That was a really funny interview! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 75 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'm ready for Goldsmith to finally stop the shenanegans and take off his Santoalla disguise.You're not fooling anyone, Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'm ready for Goldsmith to finally stop the shenanegans and take off his Santoalla disguise.You're not fooling anyone, Jerry.now thats just mean, Jerry never wrote such rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 75 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That's the point, Joe. What better way to get back at Williams than beat him at his own game playing far worse than him!It's genious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Why is it that every time I see this thread's title the only thing I can think of is a line from Blackadder II- Bells: "Kate, for the last time, your mother is alive and well and living in Droitwitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 G. Santaolla is really Hans Zimmer in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 April Fools has come and gone.No more jokes about dead people, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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