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I did not know that John was a Noble prize winner. I also didn't know he was over 200 years old and battled Danny Elfman.

I did know that he was a Chuck Norris fan. :blink:

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Uncyclopedia is terrible. Apparently, if you let anyone write a humor article, you'll get stupidly pointless references to everything real and imagined on Earth. Hidden within this Williams article are two or three actual jokes or satires.

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I thought this was absolutely brilliant. I want to meet whoever made this article so I can give them a high five. :blink:

*Currently reading the article on Star Wars*

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- Every sound that has came out of John Williams has been nominated for an Academy Award, including the sound of him breaking his nose from a roundhouse kick in a showdown with Chuck Norris.

- When he was in college, John Williams had more women than Keith Richards and all of the Beatles combined.

- There was no music before John Williams.

:lol::thumbup: :thumbup:

Haha, this one really made my day, congrats to the authors! :D

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After he attended UCLA, he was drafted into the United States Air Force, where he single handidly won several critical battles (the Rambo films where based on his exploits) ...

I knew it!

With the release of Star Wars, the world marveled at Williams ability to compose themes that in no way were ever influenced by any other composers, ever.

So there!

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Oh please yourself. I can be pompous and egotistic too!

Besides, it was only a joke: I like Zimmer's music from time to time.

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