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I am reminded of 'I need to get to library. Fast!', from The Da Vinci Code. Although that is just crappy, yet me and my friends quote it whenever there's room for an actiony one liner.

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Some priceless gems include:

I COME IN PEACE-

Alien- "I Come in Peace"

Dolph Lungren- "Then you go in pieces asshole". BLAM!

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Ford Fairlane

Morris Day- "You got to shave before you go out in a dress like that and I don't mean your legs!"

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Highlander-

The Kurgan: "I have something to say...it's better to burn out than to fade away!"

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First Blood

Deputy 1- All right, let's do some huntin'

Deputy 2- Huntin? We ain't hunting him, he's huntin' us!

ALSO

Col. Trautman- You don't seem to want to admit that your dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best- with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man taught to live off the land. To eat things that would make a billy goat puke!

[almost all of that character's dialogue was great in First Blood]

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Col. Trautman- You don't seem to want to admit that your dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best- with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man taught to live off the land. To eat things that would make a billy goat puke!

[almost all of that character's dialogue was great in First Blood]

First Blood part 2 has some good ones too. :lol:

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Thank Christ you were kidding.

You killed my bird

Which bad, but good movie is it from?

"I have something to say...it's better to burn out than to fade away!"

That doesn't meet the criteria of this thread, since that is actually an all round freaking cool line!

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Thank Christ you were kidding.

You killed my bird

Which bad, but good movie is it from?

Deep Blue Sea. What a wonderful movie, like Congo!

Ted

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And in Goldfinger, the gangsters have a few classic lines -

"What's with that trick pool table?"

"Hey, what is this, a merry-go-round?"

and the best one of all...

"I thought we had a private business deal to settle, now I find I'm attending a hood's convention!"

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Thank Christ you were kidding.

You killed my bird

Which bad, but good movie is it from?

Deep Blue Sea! It is totally bad but good!

~Sturgis - :lol:

I remember Deep Blue Sea. It was one of those films I grew up watching, I actually own it. Same with Lake Placid.

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Thank Christ you were kidding.

You killed my bird

Which bad, but good movie is it from?

Deep Blue Sea! It is totally bad but good!

~Sturgis - :lol:

I remember Deep Blue Sea. It was one of those films I grew up watching, I actually own it. Same with Lake Placid.

I love Deep Blue Sea! they managed to make a highly entertaining, fun, suspense/action shark movie without copying Jaws.

Samuel L. Jackson's character's speech scene is excellent. :lol:

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I figured that'd be brought up sooner or later. Amazing how one single line was responsible for the marketing of that film!

"Get off my plane" is a pretty badass line, if you've gotten really into the movie.

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Actually that line was added at the last minute because fans began using it when Samual Jackson was announced as starring in the film.

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In one The Office episode, the one with the bat, Dwight says something that seems like it was taken straight from a cheesy National-Treasure type movie. He sees the bat droppings on the floor, and jumps onto Pam's desk to check the ceiling tile.

Pam: What are you doing?

Dwight: Solving a mystery, if that's quite alright with you!

Cracks me up everytime.

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Bandit: What are you trying to say? That I am afraid?

Bill: You've got a stupid face, but you get it.

Bandit: Come on, hero. Let's you and me see which of us is afraid... Something the matter, hero? Have you decided to change your mind?

Bill: Yeah. I've decided to kill you.

from Death Rides A Horse.

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Always liked this one from Tom Arnold in True Lies:

"You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry."

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"I hate sand. Its so coarse and rough. And it gets everywhere."

Actually its not cool at all, but its a favorite amongst my friends.

Memoirs of a Geisha? Correct me if I'm wrong, but it really seems like that to me...

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Bandit: What are you trying to say? That I am afraid?

Bill: You've got a stupid face, but you get it.

Bandit: Come on, hero. Let's you and me see which of us is afraid... Something the matter, hero? Have you decided to change your mind?

Bill: Yeah. I've decided to kill you.

from Death Rides A Horse.

;)

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