ChuckM 1 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 What would his user name be?My bets are on:JohnnyTWTheComposer andBernardHermanFanOr maybe he would go l33t and tryJ0#nW1111@m5What names do you think he might use?Also, what would his newbie post look like (complete with the content, thread title, horrendous formatting, and smilies!)?Edit: Oh yeah, and what would his avatar be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 GoldmithSuckedGreetings fellow John T. Williams fans I'm new here and I'd just like to say how I think JW is the greatest composer that ever lived!!! But tell me, which score do you consider to be his best? Also, has anyone heard the story about how I, sorry - I mean John Williams, didn't think he was good enough to score Schindler's List? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 He would read some of the posts, log off and have the mods delete his account, never to return to this website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 That is on the assumption he wasn't already a long time lurker and by pure chance he had missed every single one of Joey's posts. Stranger things have happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Joe's posts weren't the ones I was targeting.There are other members here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 And I was only making fun anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I know, I know...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 He'd be driven away by all the bloody porn spam before he even had a chance to be driven away by us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckM 1 Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 Yes, yes, we all know that JW never actually would join this forum, this is just a hypothetical what if thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 He'd be driven away by all the bloody porn spam before he even had a chance to be driven away by us.That WAS John Williams.Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Without hijacking the thread, is anything being done to put a stop to all the spamming nonsense? I'm all for online porn, but not here thank you very much.Maybe it would actually be a good idea to close registrations, for a short while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent B 337 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Haven't we had many threads similar to this all ready? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Not to draw too much of a tangent, but I remember several years ago, there was an online review of the Willow soundtrack at Amazon.com, which claimed to be written by James Horner himself in which he stated this score always put him in a good mood or brought happy memories or something to that effect. I checked recently and it's no longer there, nor did I see the option for "Are you the artist? Add a review" that used to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genius_Gone_Insane 5 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 After about 1 week of use, he would undoubtedly tell some of us to get off the computer and GO GET LAID!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 105 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 After about 1 week of use, he would undoubtedly tell some of us to get off the computer and GO GET LAID!!!!Well, that or he'd see how many people he could freak out by talking about his younger days when he hooked up with Mick Jagger and David Bowie one night. Or that time he helped Keith Richards snort some of his father's ashes. Maybe that he considers Wilt Chamberlain's 10,000 as a typical holiday weekend. Then he'd laugh at the fallout, remind us that we are his biyatches and hos, and tell us to call him J-Dubs before going back to spoiling his grandchildren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 What would his user name be?I guess he'd be a pretty straightforward guy as far as the web is concerned, so I guess he'd just use John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artyjeffrey 20 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 After about 1 week of use, he would undoubtedly tell some of us to get off the computer and GO GET LAID!!!!Amen.Almost seriously though, I wonder if he'd think it unhealthy for people to have devoted a forum to him. People get hyped up for lesser things, that's for sure. Maybe he'd take it all as the joke it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I'd like to see his reaction to artyjeffrey's cartoons! You should put 'em all in an envelope and mail them to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 48 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I wish Artyjeffrey would get his own sticky thread just to post his latest creations! They're great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artyjeffrey 20 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I wish Artyjeffrey would get his own sticky thread just to post his latest creations! They're great!Thanks, just trying to amuse people in these scary times. Anyways, that would be hilarious if someone showed one to him. Deep down, and I believe this, he is a rock star, and further down in him, he secretly loathes Spielberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Haha, great work, artyjeffrey, keep 'em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWfangirl1992 18 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 If john williams really did join this board would we really believe him? I mean there had to be some idiots in the past joining saying 'I AM John Williams!!!111' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I mean there had to be some idiots in the past joining saying 'I AM John Williams!!!111'I don't remember any, and I've been following this board for 8+ years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,626 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 He'd be driven away by all the bloody porn spam before he even had a chance to be driven away by us.maybe he'd be the only one clicking on the links Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Turtleneck fetish?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 101 uses for a baton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 He'd be posting Family Guy, Star Trek and Indiana Jones quotes like a mad man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I think our quota's full for those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent B 337 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 If Williams saw this forum I'm sure he'd steer right clear of it after reading some of the topics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 He'd be driven away by all the bloody porn spam before he even had a chance to be driven away by us.maybe he'd be the only one clicking on the linksThe man's an animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ... bloody porn... Glad I didn't click the links! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artyjeffrey 20 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Maybe his assistant or ultra-hot maid periodically checks in on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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