The "Totally Official" Artyjeffrey Thread

[Nick Parker 3,049]

Over the months, JWFan artyjeffery has provided us a myriad of hilarious cartoons, ranging from fecal cloning of John Williams to John Williams' ode to Hans Zimmer. This thread is a thread of appreciation to our excellent artist, as well as a thread for him to post his newest cartoons for us to enjoy. "Hats off to you", I believe the phrase is.

[bruckhorn 134]

To view his various artwork, check out his blog: http://deathandlifeinthevalley.blogspot.com/

[Henry B 51]

The best John Williams comics there are.

[indy4 160]

Brilliant thread for a brilliant artist!

[Hitch 60]

Yes, it's rare to find a true artist in here....apart from myself of course.

[FattyMcButterpants 1]

That's not exactly true - don't underestimate the art of creating new complaints.

[Nick Parker 3,049]

Wait, was I correct in placing this thread in the "Other Topics" Section?

[Mr. Breathmask 624]

Yes.

[Jacob 1]

The best John Williams comics there are.

The only John Williams comics there are?

[Nick Parker 3,049]

There are a few, but they all have the same problem.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,173]

Wait, was I correct in placing this thread in the "Other Topics" Section?

Yes.

I disagree.

This topic clearly concerns John Williams.

[Red 75]

There are a few, but they all have the same problem.

They're not done by Artyjeffery?

I agree with Steef's disagreement.

[Nick Parker 3,049]

I bet you could never guess what film I watched last night.... And the reason I asked was because king mark's thread was in the Main Section, was it not?

[artyjeffrey 20]

Holy Crapamoli! You weren't kidding were you Nick? This is flattering. From now on, I'll post them here in this thread.

Thanks for the compliments everyone!

My wife once told me a story about how her grandfather would constantly berate his sons about reading MAD magazine. And then one day they heard him giggling in another room... and walked in on him reading their MADs. I have a feeling that, if JW has seen any of these, he's been diplomatic about it, and has called them "rascally." But behind closed doors, when no one is around, he's probably found them funny (the ones about Spielberg in particular).

By the way, what are the specifics regarding the maximum size of image that can be posted in this thread? It would be good to know-- most of these cartoons were in actuality very tiny, as they were clandestinely scratched out at work (having them bigger wouldn't have helped any, but future ones...).

It's great to have a forum where a.)people like us, who are followers of film music can get together, and where b.)a nutjob like me can make cartoons that can actually be understood! (If anyone out of the film score loop ever sees these little doodles, they always gesture "huh?").

Like I said before, I'm currently trying to secure a new job, so there either won't be too many popping up right now, or they'll be A LOT more popping up right now!! It depends on how I deal with the stress!!

P.S.-- and I promise to keep them as decent as possible!

[Nick Parker 3,049]

We understand. One cannot rush fine art, lest one wishes to end up with the music editing in "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones". Regarding the size: I have no idea. Make them as large as you can. I want to see John Williams insult Media Ventures in glorious (insert largest file size). Oh, and of course I was not joking. Do I look like I am joking?

[Koray Savas 2,260]

Okay we get that you weren't joking. It's kinda obvious when you're in the thread.

[Nick Parker 3,049]

That was a joke. Relax.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,173]

Maestro Jeffrey, Your comics are busting my gut. they are clever, funny, well drawn.

Looking forward to more, but take your time with them, quality over quantity.

BTW, whatever happened to the old Pukas comics posted on the FSM forum years ago?

[Hitch 60]

The red scarf reminded me of the little girl in SCHINDLER'S LIST with the red coat

[artyjeffrey 20]

The red scarf reminded me of the little girl in SCHINDLER'S LIST with the red coat

Bingo! When I have poor taste, I really have poor taste.

Steef- Thanks, I agree with quality over quantity. NICE AVATAR! Very holidayish, yet disturbing.

[artyjeffrey 20]

Another one from my workdesk, on the backside of a memo.

[BLUMENKOHL 1,090]

So good man, where do you work?

[pixie_twinkle 60]

Not quite the sticky I suggested last month, but it's good to see this genius finally gets his pedestal! Artyjeffrey deserves this.

[Marian Schedenig 11,600]

Neat!

[indy4 160]

A John Williams joke would not be complete without a dig at his interesting turtleneck decision!

[Neimoidian 15]

Priceless.

[artyjeffrey 20]

A John Williams joke would not be complete without a dig at his interesting turtleneck decision!

I imagine that Charlie Brown would have the same dilemma.

[indy4 160]

And Mickey Mouse.

[Nick Parker 3,049]

I am sure Donald Duck takes a while to find the pair of pants he wants to wear, too.

[Marian Schedenig 11,600]

I doubt it.

[Jacob 1]

Yet he wears a towel when he steps out of the shower.

[artyjeffrey 20]

Yet he wears a towel when he steps out of the shower.

Yeah. Yeah.....

[artyjeffrey 20]

...You know genetics weren't involved, right?

[Koray Savas 2,260]

[Marian Schedenig 11,600]

Ha!!

[Nick Parker 3,049]

I find that wonderfully hilarious.

[artyjeffrey 20]

I find that wonderfully hilarious.

Well, it can be looked at as another entry to be adopted into the Williams lore. Just think: you can sit your grandkids on your lap and tell them all about how John Williams went bald.

What's weird is that JG had such a full head of hair...

[Nick Parker 3,049]

Do I sense the plot of a new cartoon? Tell me, artyjeffrey: have you considered making a full-length comic book adventure revolving around our young protagonist John Williams and his adventures? Just imagine: his arch nemesis could be Jerry Goldsmith, he could go on epic quests... it could work.

[artyjeffrey 20]

Nick, I'm already ahead of you on that one! I do have a little story coming up......lol

[Nick Parker 3,049]

Excellent....You could be famous yet, artyjeffrey. You and I, we could be big! Bigger than Charlie Chaplin and Alfred Hitchcock combined.

[Jay 45,801]

<_<

[Nick Parker 3,049]

Excellent, one more follower. All is going according to plan....

[Jay 45,801]

Jeffrey, where you inspired by the John Williams Air Force article from 1954?

[artyjeffrey 20]

Jeffrey, where you inspired by the John Williams Air Force article from 1954?

Actually, yes. I saw that pic of him and said to myself, "My God, he had all of that hair...." Inspiration abounds.

[Nick Parker 3,049]

Yeah, I thought it was obvious because he was wearing his uniform....

[Hitch 60]

His sense of humour is second only to my own, a Miss Moneypenny

[indy4 160]

:lol: Nice comic!

[Neimoidian 15]

The last one is a masterpiece!

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,173]

Male pattern baldness is no laughing matter!

[artyjeffrey 20]

Male pattern baldness is no laughing matter!

I'm losing my hair too, slowly ... okay let's try this one... from the old desk drawer...