Wojo 2,453 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Please don't think I'm being stupid, but this is real.http://trekmovie.com/2009/01/28/cbs-announ...ragrences-more/It's near the bottom of the article, about two paragraphs above the comments.I figure Tiberius will make a man smell grand, noble, and like his gold shirt fits a bit too tightly across the paunch. He'll have a girl on every planet. Men will want to be him. Bumpy headed men will want to kill him. And...he will...not...be able...to talk...normally.Pon Farr will make a man smell like a Vulcan in rut. That's enough to make any woman want to ice up on him for seven years at a stint.Red Shirt, are you kidding me? What's the mortality rate on that bottle of crud?Only the first three are real; the others are due to popular demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Tiberius. No - I don't want to smell like a dead, horny Roman EmperorPon Far. No - it only works once every 7 yearsRed Shirt. No - that stuff is killer.I'll take Ode da Klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Star Trek cologne.... I'll go with Tiberius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Tiberius. No - I don't want to smell like a dead, horny Roman EmperorPon Far. No - it only works once every 7 yearsRed Shirt. No - that stuff is killer.I'll take Ode da Klingon.it might smell like Kirks crotch!!!finally a set of fragrances that geeky fat chicks might get turned on by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 75 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Where's the Star Wars cologne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'll take Ode da Klingon.It's up there now.There is no Star Wars cologne because Star Wars merchandise sales aren't slumping. George Lucas could put a certificate of authenticity on a pile of poop, call it limited edition Bantha poo, and fanboys would buy it.But put a new Star Trek movie in the theaters, and there's an obligation of sorts to sell stupid stuff. This pushes the envelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'm definitely a "Red Shirt".Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent Hoyt 13 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Pon Far. I feel like I'm stuck in a rut maybe this can get me out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Pon Far. I feel like I'm stuck in a rut maybe this can get me out of it.Yeah, but it will only work once every seven years. Otherwise, it's just water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 it might smell like Kirks crotch!!!Ode de Kirk Crotch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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