Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Touching?We're talking about the same thing right? The show where the PM of Britain is asked to fuck a pig on national telly to save a kidnapped princess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 We certainly are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 What parts were "touching" to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Pig fucking?Dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,220 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I thought it was good, though I preferred the other two episodes in the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 2 Broke Girls 3x16 And The ATMThis was like a bizarro-world episode. Deek is just giving out a million dollars? And Max just gives it back at the end? I know this show doesn’t remotely try to be realistic, but it was all just kinda weird this week.Modern Family 5x14 iSpy“I am 420% sure” Overall funny episode, lots of good scenes with all the characters. The drone thing was at the same time ridiculously over the top, and in line with Phil’s love of technology. Alot of the storylines were completely predictable, but the way everything tied together at the end was nice. And now all of a sudden Haley is an expert photographer? And no one in her family noticed her taking pictures of all of them?New Girl 3x15 ExesMore ex drama. Nothing in this episode made a lot of sense, like Jessica suddenly having an ex-BF she talks to daily and having no clue that he still has feelings for her. Loved Schmidt’s new bachelor pad and the 3 boys all bringing home different dates there though. Glad Winston is seeing that one girl again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 What parts were "touching" to you?I don't know where to begin man, if you didn't feel it yourself I doubt anything I write would make sense anyway.If all you come away with though is pig fucking, for me at least you've missed the whole point and I'm not surprised the whole things seems bizarre.Quick edit sorry: ...but with those other shows you watch man, I'm not surprised you didn't like it!Pig fucking?Dude!Haha I know ....but I loves me a bit a bacon ass and trotter for breaky!!I thought it was good, though I preferred the other two episodes in the series.I definitely enjoyed both series but the first episode made a bigger impression, they all had something but just felt a little more run of the mill to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 What parts were "touching" to you?I don't know where to begin man, if you didn't feel it yourself I doubt anything I write would make sense anyway.Please try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Pig....fucking?Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 The plot is that the royal princess is kidnapped, and the kidnapper sends in a ransom demand to parliament: The PM must fuck a pig live on national television, or the princess will be murdered. If the security team cannot locate the princess in time, will the PM go through with fucking the pig on telly or not? And what will his wife and his country think of him if he does?*spoiler block removed. Watch the episode to see where the story goes next!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason, I remember warning you at the time that it might not be to your's and Marcy's taste. Charlie Brooker's first episode is an absolutely brilliant satirical commentary on British tabloid journalism and the power of slathering public opinion. That you didn't understand it comes as no surprise at all. I'd throw in the towel on the series now if I were you.Openly spoiling the concept as a part of your tantrum rage isn't cool, though. Tut tut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Still can't believe Charlie Brooker married Konnie Huq.Lucky bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yeah, plus rackage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 When you say "pig," do you mean the animal that gives us bacon, or a flag twirler who wasn't skinny enough to make drill team? Because we've all fucked one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Sigh, what a shame the grand finale is out of the bag for those who hadn't seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Sigh, what a shame the grand finale is out of the bag for those who hadn't seen it.Pfffff absolutely man!Actually, this is another show I caught because of you (spoiler free as well!!), so thanks Quintus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 What are you talking about? The fact that the PM has to fuck a pig is stated in literally the first 5 minutes of the episode, and I put everything else in a spoiler block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 You still have to watch the first 5 minutes to find that out though, you weren't shocked at the kidnapper's demands when you watched it spoiler free?Plus everything else you wrote are spoilers, come on man it's not just about the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Just stick to your New Girl, Jay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yea, I was shocked, cause I thought it was funny, and everyone was asking so serious. I thought the episode would keep going off in more bizarre directions, but it really just stuck to the one thing throughout. Kinda surprising they were able to stretch it out to 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 You still have to watch the first 5 minutes to find that out though,Plus the considerable notion that, you know, the crisis might actually be averted in the nick of time. It's the 'will he wont he' aspect which is integral to the episode's significant suspense; which Jason sadly opted to selfishly spoil after throwing his toys out the pram because the piece dared to offend his sensibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Pig fucking is a new low in the history of JWfan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 It's genuinely horrifying, and blacker than night funny. A first for my reactions to tv programming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 You still have to watch the first 5 minutes to find that out though,Plus the considerable notion that, you know, the crisis might actually be averted in the nick of time. It's the 'will he wont he' aspect which is integral to the episode's significant suspense; which Jason sadly opted to selfishly spoil after throwing his toys out the pram because the piece dared to offend his sensibilities.Again, what are you talking about? Again, I put the ending in a spoiler block!You guys are nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Squeal boy, squeeeeeal! Oink oink!Don't let my Dianne Wiest avatar fool you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yea, I dunno what any of that means or who that is.I didn't spoil anything outside of the first 5 minutes, deal with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 There is more to spoil than just the end.Nuts?.....just because you don't agree man, going down insult road could become a bit dicey don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Drug cookers and pig fuckers, a grim look at the entertainment preferences of Lee Donaldson!But Trekkies and Whovians are weird.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 There is more to spoil than just the end.Nuts?.....just because you don't agree man, going down insult road could become a bit dicey don't you think?Wha?And you still haven't told me what parts you found "touching". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 With the way you're acting Jay, I have no more interest in talking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Btw, the synthetic reincarnation love story episode is poor, but at least it has Hayley Atwell. And the very last episode is the best fucking Twilight Zone episode that never happened ever. It's like a great Doctor Who plot without the Timelord getting in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason, the English are rising! You have a mutiny on your hands of you dont deal with them.Ban them...ban them now! steb74 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Haha no man ...but now I remember why I should just stop posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 With the way you're acting Jay, I have no more interest in talking about it.Wha?You two are accusing me of spoiling things. I stand by my believe that I didn't. Sure I spoiled the concept, and for that I apologize, but the cat's out of the bag now. You guys are flat out incorrect if you think I spoiled the ending.I would honestly love to hear you discuss the episode. I could write paragraphs on it if you wanted me to. Why can't you write a couple sentences? I'm not asking because I intend to tear apart everything you say, I ask because I am generally interesting in reading what you thought about the episode. What's the big deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jesus, what an arrogant American response. You DID spoil it Jason. You spoiled the ending. But whatever, the cat is indeed "out of the bag" so what's the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 How? Which post, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 From the very beginning of Breaking Bad we know Walter White has been given a death sentence, but along the way he gets treatment and his health improves, so we never really know what his eventual fate will be, or whether or not he'll live or die in the last episode at all, until we finally get to that point and learn for ourselves. It's suspenseful arriving at that point, fulfilling the journey. But Jason LeBlanc's Law dictates that it's absolutely fine to declare the protagonist's fate before time and to anyone who'll listen "because it says on the back of the box that he's got cancer anyway!"Moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason, Lee has no interest in seriously debating anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason, Lee has no interest in seriously debating anything.Wrong. And you're as usual only interested in chiming in with post count buffs which serve no purpose but to let us all know you're here.Yes Steef, we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 From the very beginning of Breaking Bad we know Walter White has been given a death sentence, but along the way he gets treatment and his health improves, so we never really know what his eventual fate will be, or whether or not he'll live or die in the last episode at all, until we finally get to that point and learn for ourselves. It's suspenseful arriving at that point, fulfilling the journey. But Jason LeBlanc's Law dictates that it's absolutely fine to declare the protagonist's fate before time and to anyone who'll listen "because it says on the back of the box that he's got cancer anyway!"Moron.Thanks for proving my point. You couldn't point to a post in which I gave away anything beyond the first 5 minutes of Black Mirror 1x01, because I didn't. Told you!Valiant tries, though.... Hope you had fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason, you think just because you bothered to insert spoiler tags at the end of one of your posts means nobody reading here has a clue what happens? Because read yourself back - you literally talk of pig fucking repeatedly - to the point that others picked up on it, obviously after putting two and two together - after reading your disgusted reaction. Hmm, maybe you're not arrogant. Maybe you're... never mind.What planet are you on? You're proving nothing here, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Thanks for proving my point. You couldn't point to a post in which I gave away anything beyond the first 5 minutes of Black Mirror 1x01, because I didn't. Told you! Valiant tries, though.... Hope you had fun!Not when you edit them, a weak effort lad.I Just can't understand why you need to hammer home the point of the PM fucking a pig, when that is a surprise viewers should be allowed to discover for themselves.It spoils it for them, why on earth you're being so stubborn and condescending is turning embarrassing quite frankly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason has gone WAAAAAAY down in my estimations tonight.That he's trying to make the disagreement all jokey and just a good 'ol larf tells me everything I need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jason, you think just because you bothered to insert spoiler tags at the end of one of your posts means nobody reading here has a clue what happens? Because read yourself back - you literally talk of pig fucking repeatedly - to the point that others picked up on it, obviously after putting two and two together - after reading your disgusted reaction. Hmm, maybe you're not arrogant. Maybe you're... never mind.What planet are you on? You're proving nothing here, man.Now you're jumping to conclusions. Anything could have disgusted me in the 40 minutes after the first 5 I talked about. But whatever, you'd never admit defeat under any circumstances so why bother. I am done with this! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 It's not a battle, Jason. Sheesh.Monumental. steb74 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Perhaps we could discuss the next episodes in this spoiler free manner?Like when the girl ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,322 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Girls 3x07 The Beach House Not bad. A completely Adam-free episode is always good. I kinda like the Elijah character too. Show still has no idea what to do with Jessa. Shoshanna is one mean drunk, holy crap. Kinda strange they didn’t apologize to each other in the morning, I guess it was a tacet apologies all around. Sometimes I wonder why Marnie tries so hard to stay friends with these people. Though I guess she’s just as narcissistic as they all are. House of Cards 2x02 Chapter 15 Didn’t really get why Jackie had to screw over her supporter guy at the end, guess I missed something. Will be interesting to see if Lucas gets anywhere with his “Deep Web” hackers to get Zoe’s phone records (do phone companies even STORE the text messages their clients receive? Also, didn’t Frank use a burner phone and not his real phone when contacting Zoe?) Frank having to pin a medal on a dude that raped his wife must have made him want to murder again like nobody’s business. And then he couldn’t even play his video game to unwind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicist 4,643 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 House of Cards 2x02 Chapter 15 Will be interesting to see if Lucas gets anywhere with his “Deep Web” hackers to get Zoe’s phone records (do phone companies even STORE the text messages their clients receive? No. He goes to jail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Bahahaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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