Hlao-roo 388 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 1,394 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 No. But the more I think about it, the more I really should. John Williams would approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,519 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I do not wear black turtlenecks. I have to deserve that honor. I am not on that level of excellence yet. I only have black sweaters. It takes years to achieve the skills to wear black turtlenecks. Only Masters can wear them. Hence JWs badge of honor. His ever present black turtlenecks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 388 Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 I do not wear black turtlenecks. I have to deserve that honor. I am not on that level of excellence yet. I only have black sweaters. It takes years to achieve the skills to wear black turtlenecks. Only Masters can wear them. Hence JWs badge of honor. His ever present black turtlenecks.Indeed, even Steve Jobs wears only mock turtlenecks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Brigden 5 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I used to when I was younger. But mainly under baseball tops. Which is a bit strange living in your average pocket of humanity in Middle-earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_73 0 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I do wear black turtlenecks most of the time. I´ve got plenty of them in my wardrobe. Maybe it´s because some peopleonce said they fit me pretty well. Others may think that´s a boring fashion. But I recall that Albert Einstein theory. If youdo dress the way I do, you have saved quite a lot of time you would probably waste on musing what you should wear tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 2,083 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I do not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 27,216 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 859 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I think the 70's or 80's were the last time I actually wore a turtle neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob 0 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Nay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,442 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Everytime I wear a turtle neck and carry a backpack, it feels like a weak midget is trying to bring me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxxie 1 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Too old fashioned for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,064 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 No because it's for California f**ktards.The only person that can pull it off is Steve Jobs. The rest are just begging to beaten. And yes I lived in California from age 0 to 24. And people who are in the black turtle neck society are pure assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,519 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 No because it's for California f**ktards.The only person that can pull it off is Steve Jobs. The rest are just begging to beaten. And yes I lived in California from age 0 to 24. And people who are in the black turtle neck society are pure assholes.A Black Turtleneck Society you say. Sounds intriguing. Any specific hangout where you can spot this crowd? JW might be the Grand Master. I wonder what kind of sinister plot Turtleneckies are planning right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,284 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 No. But the more I think about it, the more I really should. John Williams would approve.that photo is priceless, Brings me a smile every time hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I think the 70's or 80's were the last time I actually wore a turtle neck.I don't think I've ever worn a turtleneck. I like a free neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,442 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Turtle, turtle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 388 Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 No because it's for California f**ktards.The only person that can pull it off is Steve Jobs. The rest are just begging to beaten. And yes I lived in California from age 0 to 24. And people who are in the black turtle neck society are pure assholes.A Black Turtleneck Society you say. Sounds intriguing. Any specific hangout where you can spot this crowd? JW might be the Grand Master. I wonder what kind of sinister plot Turtleneckies are planning right now.You joke, Incanus, but when the California f**ktard assholes come for you, you won't be laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,064 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yeah, when they give your dog coffee and it dies from theomborine overdose...we'll see who laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,519 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 It seems they have chosen the wrong path of Black Turtleneck. It is easy to give in to the temptation. The California way is the easy way, more seductive. As they say about turtlenecks: "Wear or wear not. There is no try. Because if you try it on you have to buy it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 72 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 My neck is 20". A turtle neck would ruin the illusion that I actually have a neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 No. However, I do where black polos and dress tees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I live in West Texas, there is almost no black in my wardrobe. And what little there is gets worn around December-February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 No. It's like the late comedian Mitch Headberg said:(from memory)"Weariing a turtle next is like having a midget on you back strangling you. ALL DAY LONG." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 2,083 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I live in West Texas, there is almost no black in my wardrobe. And what little there is gets worn around December-February.I was in Camden Town, London last week with all the goths dressed in black leather. Just plain disturbing.I used to dress quite dark and inconspicuously when I was very self-conscious and didn't want to draw attention to myself. But it was a successful '09 new year's resolution of mine to overcome that and colour/bare skin is slowly infecting my wardrobe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob 0 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 bare skin is slowly infecting my wardrobe...Not too much I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 2,083 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Hehe. I didn't like shorts/t-shirt as a kid - I was too conscious about my lack of meat.I'm going on a camping trek across the Western US in September though - a chance to exercise the new 'me'. Definitely no turtle necks there... in fact I can't imagine needing long trousers for the entire second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,095 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I'm not a "vibrant color" kinda guy. You'll never see me wearing red, orange, or yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 5,520 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I do occasionally, in cold weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,017 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I'm going on a camping trek across the Western US in SeptemberHey, that is cool! Nevada would not happen to be in your itinerary, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Or Texas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 73 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I'm pretty sure I've never wore a black turtleneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent Hoyt 13 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I have one turtleneck sweater that I like but its not black. So, unfortunately, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I was too conscious about my lack of meat.Have you thought about trying Extynze or maybe Enzyte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 2,083 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Oh I'm over it now. Given the crap I eat these days I've got a bit more on me - it was just a psychological thing really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob 0 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Wow. That one flew right over your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,017 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 It flew over mine, too, until I recalled the commercials starring the ever-smiling Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 388 Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 It soared rather majestically over mine as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob 0 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Accompanied by Buckbeak's Flight perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,095 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 You guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 2,924 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I have a dark blue one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 11 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Wow. That one flew right over your head. ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 859 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I forgot, I do have some half turtle necks, but those are sports wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Tiger Woods mock turtlenecks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 859 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I have 2, a Dallas Cowboy & a Reebok one. Both long sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,095 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 They have short sleeve turtlenecks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neimoidian 13 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I don't, but I have one deep in my wardrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 388 Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 They have short sleeve turtlenecks?Sleeveless, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 859 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 They have short sleeve turtlenecks?Yes.http://www.clothingwarehouse.com/400-jonathan-corey.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,095 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 That's not a turtle neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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