Marian Schedenig 9,151 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'll quote one my cousin wrote on my whiteboard:Bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 JWFans trioKoray, Josh, and Indy 4make this place a bore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,162 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 There once was a man from Nantucket............. oh wait that's not a Haiku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 60 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 There once was a man from Buckingham... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,162 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Still No Airplane yetIt Seems I Wait One More WeekDamn That Mars Attacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 JWFans trioKoray, Josh, and Indy 4make this place a bore.I address you JoeYou servant of nostalgiaBully of the BoardI look for the keyTo open up your closed mindToo narrow, it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 12 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 In Joey's haikuJWfans trioDoes not have five parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 9,151 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I always wondered...How does one pronounce this name:JWFan.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,445 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Funnily i mostly say it in dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 In Joey's haikuJWfans trioDoes not have five partsI am pretty sureIt's John Williams trioAbbreviated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 JWFan Trio is 5 syllables you knowif you say it right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Airplane! is now hereThough brought not by UFOHappy nostalgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 200 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I always wondered...How does one pronounce this name:JWFan.com"Jott We Fän punkt com"Is how I mostly say itThough strange it may be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I always wondered...How does one pronounce this name:JWFan.comJay Double U FanDot Com is how I say itJay Dubya's one less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Shame, shame, shame, shame, shameCount the syllables WojoSecond line's lacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,445 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Double U is wrongIt is double V in factHe is John VVilliams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 You don't believe me?Sesame Street would not lieDouble U is rightHowever you speakNetherlands man, I tell youEnglish is messed upDouble V sillyMaybe looks good on paperNot said that way thoughYes, indy4, ICannot count six or seven;My hand defective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 200 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Double U is wrongIt is double V in factHe is John VVilliamsJohn V-Villiams, huh?S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Double V is fineIn skivvy or Vicky Vale;Williams is all Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 you are right I'm notbut in the real world not herewho gives a real care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 My friend I did notSeek to prove you wrong, but onceYou haiku, can't stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,445 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 The beautiful warmth A promise of a summer To the beach today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 The beautiful warmth A promise of summer To the beach today!Now an articleHas appeared to complete itGrammar nerds are we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AI 0 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 the returningso it does thus go i am legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Oh my, holy cowThe unbanned are coming backWill Quint be the next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,162 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Quint got banned?Didn't even notice. Or should I have phrased it Haiku style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,445 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 The beautiful warmth A promise of summer To the beach today!A promise of summer.......what? Don't forget the suntan lotion like you forgot the seventh syllable.A syllable isAs a syllable doesSo just cool it, bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I am out of itBut probably, honestlyI miss Robert ShawMy, how lame is itTo argue over haiku,Counting on fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 12 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Interesting thingHaiku writing is for usLike Yoda, we write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,445 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Williams is more.Then simply boom tzzzz galore.Or just not anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,254 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 the returningso it does thus go i am legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Compare Indy IVTo Jaws or Close EncountersYou'll know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,047 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Williams is more.Then simply boom tzzzz galore.Or just not anymore?While I must say "No",I do think that is awesome,signature worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Waiting for the sunWaiting for you to followWaiting for the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,047 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Sweet Golly Moses,What is that supposed to mean?You are so silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Walk out to your yardOr go down to the roadhouseNow you know The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,047 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 So those were lyrics?Forgive me for being daft,I just did not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 A day sans haikuIs a day without sunshine;Waiting for the sun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 12 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I would like to drinkSome margaritas tonightLet's go mix the drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Let's go surfin' nowEv'rybody's learnin' howSurfin' safari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 12 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Let's go surfin' nowEv'rybody's learnin' howSurfin' safariVery nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Thanks. Even though the high's only going to be 60 F today, it feels like a Beach Boys day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Williams is more.Then simply boom tzzzz galore.Or just not anymore?Of course he is more.Xylophone and piccoloAre his trademark now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 60 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 the returningso it does thus go i am legendFinally AIis referring to himselfin the first person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamsfan301 12 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 In the third personrefering to ones self isa lot like Bob Dole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 Yet again we waitOur Maestro plumbs Lincoln's depthsTill then we have Hans Ren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 9,151 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 John used to haiku.These days he writes liner notes.The times are changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,818 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And so flows the time.As the water it passesever running on.I suddenly have an urge to listen to Memoirs of a Geisha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 Oh, John, why the change?Liner notes may pay the billsBut haikus endure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Hey '70s JohnWhat's up with the hippie hair?Are you a rapist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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