#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Who's the real man here? Does treelover John see a mighty oak everytime he goes for a wazz?Did Jerry's schlong wave around with as much vigour as his ponytail once did during concerts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 All I'm gonna say is Goldsmith was very well known for taking a 'packed lunch' into work with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Brausam 213 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Well, this gave me a good, honest laugh. I had to vote for Jerry "Johnson" Goldsmith on this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I think Jerry's baton was about 2 to 3 inches bigger according to a mutual girlfriend of John and Jerry's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 "Oh my!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Ha! It's been years since I've seen that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 I like to whip it out every now and then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,085 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I like to whip it out every now and then....What else is new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 My instinct would be to go with Jerry, but maybe the poneytail was compensating for something. Also, it takes a confident man to wear the same black turtle-neck for 45 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Can you we pinpoint their ultimate baton-measuring musical moments? I call the finale of E.T. for Williams. Goldsmith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Ow, pointy! Ew, slimy! Uh-oh, moving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Jerry's may be longer, but you know that John's is fat and thick. As someone who knows, always take thicker over longer.Both will make you scream, but only one makes you scream in pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,449 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Has J.W fan lost all its imagination, that it needs to compare the size of penises? Either that, or it's all metaphor, in which case, I am completely clueless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Jerry's may be longer, but you know that John's is fat and thick. As someone who knows, always take thicker over longer.Both will make you scream, but only one makes you scream in pleasure.But Jerry was not interested in your pleasure, only his own.He liked to make you his bitch, have his way with you and afterwards would already have forgotten your name while you were taking a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Jerry's may be longer, but you know that John's is fat and thick. As someone who knows, always take thicker over longer.Both will make you scream, but only one makes you scream in pleasure.But Jerry was not interested in your pleasure, only his own.He liked to make you his bitch, have his way with you and afterwards would already have forgotten your name while you were taking a shower.and that is why John is superior to Jerry, Johnny gets his and gives you your's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be lightFrom now on, our troubles will be out of sightHave yourself a merry little Christmas, make the Yule-tide...CHECK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,205 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 It's nice to see Jerry winning in this catecory if not in music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,053 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Joey is correct. Plus it's not the size that counts, it's how well you are recognized for using it well. Has J.W fan lost all its imagination, that it needs to compare the size of penises? Either that, or it's all metaphor, in which case, I am completely clueless!We go thru this once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AI 0 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Jerry's may be longer, but you know that John's is fat and thick. As someone who knows, always take thicker over longer.Both will make you scream, but only one makes you scream in pleasure.Ha! only an ignorant fag would make this kind of generalization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Jerry's may be longer, but you know that John's is fat and thick. As someone who knows, always take thicker over longer.Both will make you scream, but only one makes you scream in pleasure.Ha! only an ignorant fag would make this kind of generalization.no not ignorant AI. This is not a generalization but observation based on years of research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AI 0 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Well fuck me! (not literally, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 Well fuck me! You'd like that, don't you bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artyjeffrey 20 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 All I'm gonna say is Goldsmith was very well known for taking a 'packed lunch' into work with him.One thing's for certain, you know the guy was circumcised. Who knows about JW, he might be sporting another kind of turtleneck.Because JW is chubby in the belly, the surrounding fat ("gunt") would affect the appearance of his penis, making it a "grower not a show-er" as opposed to JG, who was a bit slimmer, and so even in a flacid state he would seem more impressive.What size shoe do/did they have? You know, they say the bigger the feet, the bigger the meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 All I'm gonna say is Goldsmith was very well known for taking a 'packed lunch' into work with him.One thing's for certain, you know the guy was circumcised. Who knows about JW, he might be sporting another kind of turtleneck.Because JW is chubby in the belly, the surrounding fat ("gunt") would affect the appearance of his penis, making it a "grower not a show-er" as opposed to JG, who was a bit slimmer, and so even in a flacid state he would seem more impressive.What size shoe do/did they have? You know, they say the bigger the feet, the bigger the meat.completely untrue. A total myth.There is no consistent measure, the closet I've determined is that thick fingers indicate a thick...Englishmen are packing, at least those I've encountered are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Close Encounters Of The British Kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I was thinking more along the lines of Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 She broke in 2 and went south... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,449 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 "I don't know. I just don't know". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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