Ross 1 Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 I just bought a €6 DVD-R copy of Minority Report (with both the discs, actually) and, the credits in the cover are hilarious.These are the credits that really are in this DVD-R cover:Directed by STEWEN SPIELBERGStarring [all actors names are correct]Cinematographer by JANUSZ WILLIAMSMusic by JOHN WILLIAMSVisual Effects BLONDEL AIDOOCostumer Designer DEBORAH LYNN SCOTTFilm Editing by MICHAEL KAHN (I)Casting by DENISE CHAPMANWritten by JON COHEN SCOTT FRANKStunt JOHN ASHKER JAKE BRAKE RICHARD BUCHERSound Department KAREN BENNET RON JUDKINDS STUAR McCOWAN DEE SELBYProduced by GERALD R. MOLEN BONNIE CURTIES WALTER F. PARKESI don't how many of these are accurate, but I can tell you this: there's not a single typo in this post, all names are as seen in that fake cover.-ROSS, laughing is as LOL s off with that cover, it was worth the €6 alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 A bootleg DVD?Stefancos- :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 LOL. Ross i'm used to that now. I've bought some DVD copies here in Thailand and they are quite funny. Although the covers of films never released yet on DVD look totally professional (they must have some superb graphics programs to emulate original covers) they always give something away like a typo or something similar. I've seen about 5 different covers for Attack of the clones and they look superb. They really do look like the kind of layout a proper DVD would get. But they always mess up somewhere with spelling or something. Nothing comes to mind at the moment, but i've noticed some quite funny mistakes the Thais have made. Although your DVD sounds a little bit over the top. Were they Drunk?. P.S : You can already get the new Harry Potter film here on DVD LOL and its also gots its own professional looking cover already (complete with SPECIAL EDITION bar and promises of extras and deleted scenes etc). Most of the DVD's are fine (i've played them to check) but one or two are total jokes. Signs is somebody with a camcorder in the cinema (complete with somebody's head in shot as they buy popcorn). On DVD too LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 I saw some very nicely produced Star Wars bootleg DVD's at my friends last summer. The sub title option was hilarious. There were so many simple mistakes, but reading the sub titles actually made watching ROTJ fun again.Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 AI - appreciating Ross's obscure, quirky sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross 1 Posted November 28, 2002 Author Share Posted November 28, 2002 Then you should keep away from my Give me a Break thread. All clichéd stuff.-ROSS, glad that somebody finally appreciates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,030 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,030 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 It's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 So one JWFAN says to another: " What do you think if SOUL?"." " Sucks" " What did you think of JOKER" " Garbage" " What did you think of SOCIAL NETWORK?" " Trash"" " What about Zimmer?" " Awful" " And you call yourself a film score fan?" gkgyver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted April 26, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2021 A true film score fan loves every film score, no matter how shitty it is. Jurassic Shark, TheUlyssesian and GerateWohl 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 What's a true film score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,429 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Star Wars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Fart Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 It think it's spelled Star Wars in the US, but you're right that stars are just farts. So Fart Wars, aka Star Wars is a true film score. That's really interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,393 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 This thread was hilarious in 2002, but not so much in 2021. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,030 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 We could have done more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeltington 1,436 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Should have held it for the anniversary next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 It still is 2002. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,393 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Unlucky Bastard said: It still is 2002. I wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 1990 was only 10 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 37,490 BC wasn't long ago. The days of real music! When people weren't just effin around with their chisels all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Unlucky Bastard said: A true film score fan loves every film score, no matter how shitty it is. A true film score fan will play a score at home, turn it off with disgust after 5 minutes, be depressed about the state of the industry for another 5 minutes, then go on JWFan to write "it's decent, it works in the film, might have to give it another listen to get it", and be mad at someone who says he doesn't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,174 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 10 hours ago, bruce marshall said: So one JWFAN says to another: " What do you think if SOUL?"." " Sucks" " What did you think of JOKER" " Garbage" " What did you think of SOCIAL NETWORK?" " Trash"" " What about Zimmer?" " Awful" " And you call yourself a film score fan?" bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 12 hours ago, bruce marshall said: So one JWFAN says to another: " What do you think if SOUL?"." " Great" " What did you think of JOKER" " Masterpiece" " What did you think of SOCIAL NETWORK?" " Wonderful"" " What about Zimmer?" " Love" " And you call yourself a film score fan?" Now it's REALLY funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,393 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 No. It isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthDementous 1,059 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 You are one strange fellow, bruce. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone here ever said about me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthDementous 1,059 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I don't doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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