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Caption Contest #2


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LAST WEEK'S WINNERS:

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"I've got a bad feelup about this. . . ." - Uni

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"This young man isn't John Williams?" - Mark Olivarez

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"No, no, get me the beer! Not the peanuts! No...beer! Bring it up here!" - John Crichton

Congratulations Uni, Mark Olivarez, and John Crichton!

YOU ARE WINNER!

Honorable "Smart Ass of the Week" Mention:

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"Captain's Log, Stardate 456789.2

After the destruction of the U.S...S. Enterprise, my valiant crew and I have...decided to don clear space suits and...hitch a ride on these giant floating space letters to escape the...orange planet's gravitational pull. Spock, can you tell me how to get to...Sesame Street?" - Wojo

Congratulations Wojo for the outside of the box funny!

The point tally:

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THIS WEEK'S IMAGES:

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"This is my friend Hans. Hans likes to play on the piano, unfortunately my contract at WB says I have to let him."

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"We did it! We came up with this two note theme for Batman all by ourselves."

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"Please keep your finger around the front."

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"I'm not doing Indiana Jones V! You can't make me!"

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The last known photograph of film composer team Hans Zimmer (left) and James Newton Howard, taken two minutes before Mr. Zimmer figured out how to do that major chord thingie and Mr. Howard thus ceased to be useful.

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"I'll show you how to have some real Adventures on Earth."

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"Oh frack, this thing doesn't feel as sturdy as my fridge..."

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Note: I'm automatically disqualified from winning by virtue of being host but:

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"Photographer: Alright now both of you give me a good smile!

JNH: Wait did you just say Hans gets first credit?"

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I WON SOMETHING!!! :woop:

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"Oh, god, don't let Steven find me . . . I am not ready to do an Indy nude scene. . . !

- Uni

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"I'm not coming out until George and Steven stop trying to rape me!...I'll sneak out when they find a stormtrooper."

(a reference to the South Park Indy 4 episode)

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"JNH: No Hans, it's a piano. No, not a synthesizer...PI...A...NO...No, stop trying to plug it in..."

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James couldn't help but smile when he finally discovered the off-switch on Hans' shoulder.

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"I'll... be... right... in.... here...."

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Harrison had managed to evade Lucas and Spielberg for 19 years before they found him hiding in the tuba section.

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"It took a lot of hard work and money, but we finally were able to erase the decades of damage his brain had undergone from syth overdose. We're slowly starting back at the basics, and he's learning quite well. Yes Hans, that's a C note. Very good!"

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THIS WEEK'S IMAGES:

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Sex with Hanz is like his music, ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. said with pursed lips

Steven is my bottom.

Where is Lemmingwinks, where's lemmingwinks?

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"Smile dammit, smile! It's just for the camera..."

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"Knock it off, E.T.! I told you I don't go for that stuff!"

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Harrison Ford on the Raiders set, 10 minutes into the shoot.

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"This is Hans Zimmer, after this photo i will cause him to cease to exist"

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"I got rid of the monkey that was on my back and now I got E.T on it."

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"I am not going to be in Return of The Jedi! I Refuse To!"

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"Shut up Hans, I need evidence I worked on The Dark Knight!"

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"What do you mean, I got the wrong specimen?"

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"Steven, have you seen Harrison? We need to shoot that sex scene with Karen."

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