BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Some movie ideas for you guys this weekend, especially if you've never seen some of these! "I promise I'll get back up and keep fighting you if you promise to stop farting! Good god man, what are they feeding you guys out here?" - Jason LeBlanc""Don't you want to touch Harrison's crotch sometimes? Just... like... that?" - crocodile"Just wait for the fifth one." - crocodileIndy: You know that bacon that's like maple, it's got maple flavor?Henry: The maple kind, yea?Indy: Yea, so, I took that out, and I thought...Henry: Yea?Indy: I know who would like that. Me! So I ate it.Henry: OH!!!! No! You're kidding me. - Wojo"No no no, little girl i said cover your eyes!" - Luke SkywalkerCongratulations to the winners this week! [img=http://i.imgur.com/GP6Q0.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/FIw7y.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/K0SIo.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/SfIec.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/IC6Sx.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/K8Bdl.jpg] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 THE MESSIAH!Girl: You shouldn't use glasses that weren't prescribed for you.Kid: Listen, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.Girl: I'm over here.I'll give you ten for it! TEN!!Zzzzzzzzzz.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixers 0 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Okay Judd, I bet you five dollars that my Saturday Night Live career will last longer than your entire movie career.Racial tension afoot in 1955 Hill Valley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 *whispers* Alright, Spike, now don't freak out, but the real reason we're here is that...YOU are the father. Good luck, and have fun. I'll pick you both up tomorrow morning at 8.It's my dick in a box!Dude, Bender, check it out, alright? These 3-D glasses are so choice. It's like you're actually right in front of me. See, it's like I'm touching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Kyle ~ "Listen, and understand. This Dog is hungry. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it is FED!!"Sarah - " "Betrayed! with a candle in the back. Jeff could never have foreseen that ending! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I'm doing this? I'm doing this? I'm moving the boat with the power of my mind! Yes! No! Wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 ((Mis)quoted from The Frighteners, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 "I may get lucky tonight, does this smell like dick to you?""Tell me you didn't just say you hate black coffee ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 [img=http://i.imgur.com/GP6Q0.jpg]"Excuse me, can we get some food out here? I think one of these two are going to take a bite out of my ass." [img=http://i.imgur.com/FIw7y.jpg]"Andre demonstrates the new fetish, giving bellybutton."[img=http://i.imgur.com/K0SIo.jpg]"John Williams decided to visit Klaus Badelt and remind him which Poseidon Adventure had the best score."[img=http://i.imgur.com/SfIec.jpg]"Marty and his dad could only sit uncomfortably as the sound of sticky slapping filled the diner."[img=http://i.imgur.com/IC6Sx.jpg]"What I want to know is, when are the kids gonna get their corn?"[img=http://i.imgur.com/K8Bdl.jpg]"No, no you're wrong. Hans Zimmer's POTC will never be as iconic as John Williams' Superman theme." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 "I got poetry at my fingertips! I’m an F-18 and I will destroy you in the air and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground! I will destroy you!""The way to a man's heart is proverbially through his stomach, but if you want to get into his brain, I recommend the eye socket.""I don't think this is his eye socket, Inigo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 105 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Andre's first foray into gay porn did not go well.Sure you got to see her panties, but last year she gave me a pair. Who's the badass, now?Did somebody say, "prostate exam?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,346 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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