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Caption Contest #20


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The points are in:

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Mark Olivarez, still king of the top of the leader board. Crocodile battling it out with Uni for second place. Quint who's given up on life has been defeated by his other British friend Melange. And so on.

The chart includes this week's winners:

Last Week's Winners:

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The Evil Octopus takes out the competition all at once - Jason LeBlanc

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Congressman Weiner's explicit Twitter photo finally leaked on an obscure filmscore fan website. - Jeff

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"While we're on the subject, I really must watch that Anaconda movie some time" - Melange


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The original idea for the smoke monster: A swarm of giant flying sperm approach the Losties.

Hurley: AAAAAAAAAAAHH! I got one in my eye! What the heck is that?

Sawyer: Look like giant flying---AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kate: You want some?! Come get some!!!

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Run!!!! Gooo!!! Get to the Chopper!!!!!

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Yes, I know there's a Peacock on my shoulder.

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(Alec Baldwin) "Oh man, that's not my porn, I swear guys....."

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"And this is how we welcome nosy reports who ask why Hurley hasn't lost any weight since arriving!"

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He can make even wearing feathers and purple hats look good. He is...the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty, my friends.

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The Film Actors Guild BEFORE they switched to puppets. Not funny, is it? Especially Matt Damon.

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Baldwin: "Please God, let it be the Prisoner of Azkaban scoring sessions file this time"

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I make for a better Jack Sh-h-parrow!

(Any resemblence to Uni's caption is purely coincidental. I read it after the fact.)

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Lindelf! This is for the sideways twist!

Karol

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"Did somebody say shwoords?"

(a little too obscure?)

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Preparation was made, and mere seconds before the Varese Sarabande CD Club was announced, an unusually, unhuman silence fell upon the room.

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After careful deliberation, Steven, I have to sshay no. But sshay hello to Harrishon for me. Adios!

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C'mon c'mon... JWFan does not go offline like this. NOT LIKE THIS.

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The points are in:

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Mark Olivarez, still king of the top of the leader board. Crocodile battling it out with Uni for second place. Quint who's given up on life has been defeated by his other British friend Melange. And so on.

Here's the thing though: Mark, Crocodile, and Uni may have more points, but they also submit entries every week. I've only submitted captions in 3 weeks, and won something every time. I'm batting a thousand! Surely there should be some kind of reward for that? :)

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Here's the thing though: Mark, Crocodile, and Uni may have more points, but they also submit entries every week. I've only submitted captions in 3 weeks, and won something every time. I'm batting a thousand! Surely there should be some kind of reward for that? :)

Not true. I've only been submitting every other week or so for a while (I didn't submit one last week).

I'm certainly not batting a thousand, though, so you may be onto something there. . . .

No matter how many times I've looked at this one, I just can't conjure up a witty caption for it :blink:

(not a caption, btw)

Aw, c'mon, you're just not trying hard enough. . . .

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He pullsh a mascara, you pull a cherry-flavored lip glossh . . . he putsh one of yoursh in a chiffon, you put one of hish in a Shpeedo--that's the Shan Franshishco way!

- Uni

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Baldwin thanks God for what He has endowed him with while the other stare in shocked silence at the photos of Baldwin on Twitter.

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Gee, I can't imagine how GLAAD got the idea to use the rainbow as its symbol... :rolleyes:

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Hollywood blooper: another actor reacting to a bullet being fired before the round is shot.

or,

How many time do I gotta fuckin' tell you: call me MISS JACKSON!

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Datameister:

"Now, let's say you're sitting down at the piano with these numbers. First thing you do is just play 'em straight. 4 8 15 16, and maybe 23 42. If you're in C, you end up with F C C D D B, all ascending, often with leaps of an octave or greater. Not very musical, but you aren't giving up that easy. To keep things simple, you decide that four notes would be enough...and four is the first number, anyhow. So now you've got F C C D, with an octave leap between the two Cs. This is a figure that could be useful, but the big leaps make it rather impractical as a memorable, reusable theme. So you fiddle with the octaves to bring the notes into the same neighborhood without actually changing what the notes are. One of your permutations puts all the notes in the same octave, with the initial F being the highest note. Now it's seeming a little more practical, but it's missing something. Maybe it's that repeated C. So you start fiddling with those, and you realize that by introducing a single accidental (making the first C into a Cb, aka B), you can arrive at a decent little theme. Throw in some uneasy but not-too-serious chords and the right orchestration choices, and you've got Hurley's theme."

Kate:

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